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News you can’t use.

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All the news that’s not fit to print, right here. Just for you.

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They say it’s for safety in case of a crash, but these days I’m thinking it’s to stop them from punching annoying passengers. Lord knows I’ve wanted to a few times.

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If you’re a hermit crab it’s so other crabs don’t steal your home. If you’re human?

No comment.

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This does not bode well.

At all.

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No good can come from this.

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As in cutting a hole in the back of them and… well, yeah.

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If anyone could push quantum physics to its limit?

It’s a cat.

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I call foul.

If you’ve ever been on top of the snow covered slopes? You’re going to remember to wear pants. Trust me on this.

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Answering the age old question, what do Olympians do when not competing?

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31 thoughts on “News you can’t use.”

  4. Cats can even operate laptops. I am sure they are running the research centres, dropping chemical X in right formulas.
    We should try to insert them in this AI Chat. They can wreck it for us.
    If someone wants to freeze in snow, who are we to question? Girls don’t feel cold like men–all the parties I have attended prove this fact beyond doubt.
    As far as what Olympians and crabs have in common…it’s their business, I guess. I am not taking my daughter to Olympic Village in Delhi ever!

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      1. No, it cannot explain the world today. Cats are cute, and rule without having to boast about their greatness. Cats rule from the shadows, not the spotlight. They are cuddly, they don’t need to say they’re the most intelligent beings in the world — they just are.
        Your president, on the other hand, is loud and unendearing. He has no idea how stupid and ugly he really is.

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  6. News I Can’t Use is better than News I Don’t Want. As for the shoes, from what I read, it’s that or the couch. And is Melania jealous that it was Marla’s shoes? Re: the pants – I remember, as a child, seeing photos of starlets in bikinis on the slopes of CA (Life Magazine). I wondered how anyone could wear a bikini in snow. Around here snow and cold go together. I learned that is not the case in the mountains. It can be hot in the sun. I skied cross-country in shorts in the spring.

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      1. So… during her exam on the plane, she had a stressful moment. Her instructor gently took her by the shoulders, looked her in the eyes, and said, breathe. She almost failed—but she didn’t, thanks to that instructor catching her in that exact moment.

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  13. I read the condom story last week. It sounded like the missing condoms (about 90% were not delivered, maybe not even ordered) were expected to arrive after the games are over.

    I also read a story about an AI that started bad mouthing its human overlord on social media and other sites when the human rejected a software build.

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