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Always useless, sometimes chuckle worthy.
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Best. Name. For a space potato.
Ever.
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I may be old school but I still use mine. No notifications, no algorithms picking your playlist.
Look at me, I’m trendy.
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Is everyone talking about this?
I was blissfully unaware.
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Tiny butts rule.
What else is new?
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I don’t know about dinosaur tombstones, but lots of organized crime members are currently decomposing under and around the Meadowlands.
😉
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Were the beans unhappy and organizing a coup?
And if so, why wasn’t I told.
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River's world..... 
I’ll never look at watermelons in the same way again!🙄🙄
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Yeah. Sorry about that…
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I was thinking just an hour or so ago that it is time to get a watermelon. I must remember to tell my daughter about checking its unmentionable place.
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“Look at me, I’m trendy.” There is something sort of satisfying that way. When “Annie Hall” came out, the old clothes I wore were suddenly fashionable.
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You were ahead of the trend.
Nice!
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And at the time I thought I was 10-20 years behind.
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On the cutting edge of techno-fashion. Way to go! I can say, “I knew her before watermelons had buttholes.”
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Ha!
🍉🍉🍉
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I never thought watermelons needed to… Well, what do I know…
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Beans are cheap. Prices are crazy high and we’re headed into a recession. Someone is gonna make ’em trendy.
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I live in Maine. Baked beans have always been trendy.
😉
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Tiny watermelon buttholes? I now think I’ve heard everything.
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Then my work here is done.
😉
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As if watermelon weren’t already gross…
I think the beans are marching for world peas.
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The beans have my full support.
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“Visualize whirled peas”
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Now I can see beans jumping behind each other, carrying placard– “Go non-vegetarian, save Beans”
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Haha!
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More “people are eating more beans” headlines today. It’s amusing me because I consciously chose to give up on trying to afford meat about a month ago.
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Grocery prices are insane these days.
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The deli turkey that I like is $23/lb now. Till a recently, it was $7/lb.
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Holy crap!
Was it basted in gold…
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Seriously!! It’s not even anything fancy or a real turkey, just the generic slice-on-demand deli option!
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Damn.
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That’s 23000 Rs for a meal! OMG!
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Well, beans are cheap and a staple for many different third world countries – I suspect this is propaganda from the “If you’re a patriot, you won’t complain about the high price of food” guy.
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I will complain loudly and often. Food prices are ridiculous!
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I still use my iPod constantly, but what, I wonder, is the Gen Z Loophole – a new band I’ve never heard of?
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https://www.bgr.com/2158017/ipods-making-comeback-thanks-to-gen-z-loophole/
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My iPod died on me 10 years back. I had stopped listening to music since I was inserting lyrics into my office work 😀 I still have my dead iPod though. Now I have a reason to buy another.
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I like big butts and I cannot lie!
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Ha!
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My biggest problem, at least here in Western Canada, is that seedless watermelons have chased seeded watermelons off the market. Why do I not like that? Seeded watermelons have 30 times the flavour of seedless watermelons, which are almost tasteless.
And what’s wrong with calling the blossom part a butthole? It’s just a word, not an actual hole in its butt.
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Watermelon seeds are great for brain. Seedless, I guess, are brainless choice 😀
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We have seedless here but they’re not as popular as seeded. Smaller and more expensive turns people off.
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I wish! They didnt even sell seeded here last year. I refuse to eat the seedless.
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The Beans want to go to space behind the potatoes since Watermelons are being such buttholes!
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Ha!
Beans in confined quarters is never a good idea…
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