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Because the news we can use is too depressing these days.
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The bad news?
Your coworkers hit a sale on cocktail sauce.
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I think the “don’t pee here!” visual for husbands is a good reason, but apparently it’s a guide for kids to make sure they clean the toilet properly.
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Just for you Mark.
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I think you know I won’t be partaking.
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Blech!
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They say it’s encroaching on people’s space, blocking views, and being noisy.
I say it’s overweight old men wearing tiny Speedos.
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I guess it stands to reason. That was a lot of barbecued Brontosaurus.
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I watched The Last of Us. Massive fungal blooms munching their way across the planet makes me shudder.
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River's world..... 
Years ago, I suggested that dinosaurs were barbecued by cavemen in the south.
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They’d deliver a serious rack of ribs!
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Mmmm
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Oh no! Now do I have to buy a roller grill for my Spamdogs? I think we know what ate the dead dinos. It was the cockroaches…or maybe just maggots.
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The cockroaches will outlive us all…
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I watched the Last of Us also. Definitely massive fungal blooms.
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The rudest thing you can do on the beach? Oh dear, does that mean I have to sell the ‘budgie smugglers’? 😂😂😂
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Immediately.
If not sooner.
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🤣🤣🤣
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The rudest thing you can do on the beach is to stare at someone who is not supposed to be wearing a bikini and keep looking.
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I hear you.
My bikini days are over…. and I know it.
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I would eat spam in almost any form, except for ketchup, that’s disgusting. Sadly, since the heart attack, spam is off the table.
Rude at the beach: A few years back I witnessed a man taking a baby into the water and washing its shitty ass. Beat that.
Who ate the dinosaurs? Fred Flintstone!
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