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Because the news we can use is too depressing these days.
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The bad news?
Your coworkers hit a sale on cocktail sauce.
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I think the “don’t pee here!” visual for husbands is a good reason, but apparently it’s a guide for kids to make sure they clean the toilet properly.
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Just for you Mark.
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I think you know I won’t be partaking.
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Blech!
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They say it’s encroaching on people’s space, blocking views, and being noisy.
I say it’s overweight old men wearing tiny Speedos.
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I guess it stands to reason. That was a lot of barbecued Brontosaurus.
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I watched The Last of Us. Massive fungal blooms munching their way across the planet makes me shudder.
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River's world..... 
Years ago, I suggested that dinosaurs were barbecued by cavemen in the south.
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They’d deliver a serious rack of ribs!
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Mmmm
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Thanks for the Flintstones flashback!
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Oh no! Now do I have to buy a roller grill for my Spamdogs? I think we know what ate the dead dinos. It was the cockroaches…or maybe just maggots.
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The cockroaches will outlive us all…
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I watched the Last of Us also. Definitely massive fungal blooms.
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I can’t look at fungus the same way since watching that show!
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The rudest thing you can do on the beach? Oh dear, does that mean I have to sell the ‘budgie smugglers’? 😂😂😂
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Immediately.
If not sooner.
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🤣🤣🤣
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The rudest thing you can do on the beach is to stare at someone who is not supposed to be wearing a bikini and keep looking.
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I hear you.
My bikini days are over…. and I know it.
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I would eat spam in almost any form, except for ketchup, that’s disgusting. Sadly, since the heart attack, spam is off the table.
Rude at the beach: A few years back I witnessed a man taking a baby into the water and washing its shitty ass. Beat that.
Who ate the dinosaurs? Fred Flintstone!
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I’ve never developed a taste for Spam, for which my heart says thank you. I read fat makes up 80% of its calories. Yikes!
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I think you’d better copyright Barbecued Brontosauruses! That’s awfully clever!
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Maybe if I had a recipe…
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The rudest thing you can do on the beach? Not share your delicious SPAM Dog!
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You can have all of mine.
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I wonder whether or not seagulls would steal spam-dogs.
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Even they have limits.
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Darn you for making me google “desk shrimp”!
That’s some shitty toilet “art”. Lololololol….
Rudest thing at the beach is leaving broken glass in the sand.
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Ha!
Hope your search algorithm has fun with that one.
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Would the fungal bloom prefer dinosaur meat or spam hot dogs?
Enquiring minds want to know!
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If The Last of Us is any gauge, they want human meat.
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Fair enough. It tastes WAY better than spam.
Or so I’ve heard…
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Tasting better than Spam isn’t a very high bar…
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When I tried to read this via computer, the images wouldn’t show up.
That being said,
How can that Toilet tell children to clean unless they get to color/draw on it over and over.
I will stick to my Veggie Dogs made of Soy, thanks.
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That’s odd, they’re fine on my end.
And while I’m not a hot dog fan in general? If I’m going to eat one I want the mystery meat by products and nitrates, like God intended.
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What’s a desk shrimp?
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Someone who hunches over their desk, curled like a shrimp.
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Ah… that may be me!
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