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Not today.
Not ever.
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If I looked like that? I think death would be preferable.
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Because someone is peeing in it.
I recently read an article that said 62% of people urinate in the shower. I don’t, never have and never will… but that’s a high percentage. Clearly someone is.
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See?
I told you.
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Worst.
Vacation.
Ever.
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Why does everything in Australia want to kill you?
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Bad enough the Aussies have the most deadly snakes and spiders, but now the trees are out to get you.
Damn.
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That you’re an idiot.
But wait, there’s more.
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Proof that mom’s advice to keep your hands out of your pants wasn’t always spot on.
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Get yours today!
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Which is more than I really need to know.
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River's world..... 
Oh my gosh. In my next blog post I’m going to complain about a Georgia hotel bathroom that stank to high heaven. This may explain why. Gross.
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Right?
It’s not like it’s a far walk from the shower to the toilet…
🥴
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C’mon…you of all people should know that “it’s all pipes!”
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You’re so right.
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I’m not sure why people have this phobia about peeing in the shower. The distance from a shower to the drain from a toilet is usually just a few feet. The material the pipes are made out of is generally the same. If the water is running, the pee is in the same place as it is from the toilet in a few seconds, and equally diluted. If you think pee in a shower drain is gross, check out what a clump of decomposing hair smells like when you pull it out of a shower drain.
It’s like folks who are afraid to drink out of their bathroom sink because they think the water is different than the water in the kitchen.
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Valid argument.
Still not doing it.
😉
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Wow!!! I feel so enlightened!!!
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You’re welcome.
🤣
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😂😂😂
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And that poor sea cucumber has to live with this stuff forever? Somebody do him a favor and make a salad out of that guy.
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That’s a seafood salad on which I’d have to pass.
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”That you’re an idiot.” Brilliant! Made me laugh out loud 🤣
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Then my work here is done.
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Exactly!
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😊
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It seems like the birds attacked in that Hitchcock movie, “The Birds” when someone was in the shower….which is why people think twice about showers or maybe I have the wrong movie? Showering when alone….in the home…and it is too quiet.
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The shower scene was from Psycho and Norman Bates did the attacking with a knife. Tippi Hendren was attacked in a phone booth in The Birds. Different movies, no peeing.
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Yes, I remember the visuals. All other details were lost on me.
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Why would I want to know about my fart? I already know when I do it. Poisonous plants, acid lakes, zombie animals…where is the world going? Wait, I don’t want to know!
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Probably safer that way.
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Now that you mention it, it does seem like Australia’s holding a massive grudge against mankind.
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But they have wombats and koalas, so I guess it evens out.
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But then you have to subtract points for vegemite, so the math still isn’t in their favor.
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I’ll see your vegemite…and raise you a platypus.
It’s a mammal, with a duck bill.
Beat that.
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Sure, but a dingo might eat your baby when you’re trying to catch a glimpse of that platypus.
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My kangaroo will box your dingo.
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I know people who absolutely love Australia but it’s never been on my so-called bucket list!
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I’d like to go, but it’s such a long trip…
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