News you can’t use.

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Always abundant.

Always useless.

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I’ve never been so glad to be happily married and off the dating market as I am right now.

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They’re breeding?

Great…

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It’s always good to have a backup plan.

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I’m sorry, I thought they already did.

He’s in the White House.

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No portapotties on Mars.

It’s a thing.

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I’m crying uncle.

You can pumpkin spice coffee, and pumpkin spice Twinkies… I’ve even seen pumpkin spice popcorn…. but geesh.

Leave the turtles alone.

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21 thoughts on “News you can’t use.”

  1. In 1972 author David Gerrold (Science Fiction, Horror, TV scripts) wrote the book, When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One, a Supercomputer that was building a Super-Super computer. Notice any similarities?

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  2. They should just ask our Dodo in Chief with his massive high IQ how to solve the toilet problem on Mars. I’m sure he’d come up with some brilliant ideas like he did during the Covid crisis.

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  3. I am not really political at all but for me at ‘dodo’ is someone who goes with their first choice, doesn’t weigh the odds, and sticks to the home court which is the easiest. I think like good fiction writing outside the borders.

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  4. The CutWater pumpkin spice white russians were HORRIBLE… and that comes from someone who likes pumpkin spice and most booze. They had too much dry spice… def cinnamon & clove, maybe also nutmeg or allspice?? I dunno… just BAD.

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