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And if you can use it, I promise I won’t judge.
Much.
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Turns out 7 year old boys were right. No good can come from bathing.
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Eating roadkill? If you’re starving, sure. But I draw the line at smoking poo.
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Hmm. Sounds like that was some pretty potent shit he was smoking.
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That is just… wrong.
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If she was serving candy corn grilled cheese, it serves her right.
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Damn, Martha. At least make him take you out for a nice dinner first….
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It’s that time of year…
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The short window between Halloween and Thanksgiving when that sickeningly sweet, multi colored, triangular abomination is everywhere. My mother used to have jars of it scattered around the house when I was growing up. Why? I don’t know… nobody who lived there ate it.
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Global distaste for the product is right up there with kale, and yet it persists.
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In all my years I’ve only met a few people who truly enjoy the stuff. Take a bow Mark, I’m talking about you and your Spam addled taste buds.
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Okay, I admit that last picture is kind of fun… but I’m still not eating it.
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River's world..... 