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Clam-tastic!

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When the universe speaks, you have to listen. And the other day? It was screaming clams.

It started when the husband and I dropped by our local pub and had clam chowder for lunch. This was an oddity because they rarely make it.

The clam-athon continued when this story popped up in my news feed.

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I never even knew a purple pearl was possible.

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Good thing he didn’t trade them in on French onion soup. Offers have been made but the man is going to give the pearl to his daughter.

The third clammy thing that happened was a friend of ours showing up with a bucket. Her son had dug too many and she was willing to share. After a dinner of fried clams?

I heard about this:

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Yes, this time it’s real.

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Last year the crazy people behind Cards Against Humanity spoofed an old jar of Hellmans in a Black Friday ad campaign, but now? It really exists.

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You can’t say this company takes themselves too seriously.

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Or even the least bit seriously. Nope.

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I feel like I’m going to have buy a jar at some point, just because.

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#eatmyclam. Ya gotta love it.

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Get yours today.

Tell ‘em River sent you…

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