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I saw a shirt in Goodwill the other day that made me laugh.

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Strategically placed boobies.

The blue footed kind…

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As someone who reads 3-4 books a week, these statistics completely blew my mind. But oddly enough, they also explain a lot.

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For my black thumbed friends who say they even manage to kill succulents… a beautiful solution.

My thumb is green, but even I’m tempted.

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This is pure gold.

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