Family Dollars are popping up all over our state and I can’t stand them. They move into small towns, flood the populace with cheap goods and drive all the quirky independent stores out of business. There’s one in the town next to us and I refuse to shop there.
The Winter Olympics are over, but some stories are still worth telling.
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Not being born with that particular appendage, I can only imagine what that would feel like. The time I froze the Oscar Meyer wieners by mistake comes to mind, and if so? Ouch!
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I’m happy to report Cluck was adopted. Read about him here.
There are numerous reasons I’m not flying right now. Covid, extended periods of mandatory masking which kick my hot flashes into high gear, and crazy passengers who have to be zip tied during flight… but a stranger’s bare feet on the back of my head? If this is what’s happening now, I may never fly again.
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Of course it will. The way things are going in the world these days, I expected no less.
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Sorry, you’re on your own with this one. I didn’t read the article. My life is fine just the way it is.
Let’s take a peek at the recent headlines on my news feed, shall we?
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Not just no, but Hell no. There’s a long list of things I refuse to do naked and hiking is in the top ten.
Can you say poison ivy?
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Is there a french fry shortage in the United States? Why was I not informed!
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Pay $54.92 to take a selfie on the Iron Throne? You betcha!
Sign me up.
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Viola! the cure for what ails you. To heck with Alexander Fleming, Dr. River prescribes three or four of these….and don’t call me in the morning. Not that you’ll be able to anyway.
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Cheers to your good health!
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