News you can’t use.

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The Winter Olympics are over, but some stories are still worth telling.

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Not being born with that particular appendage, I can only imagine what that would feel like. The time I froze the Oscar Meyer wieners by mistake comes to mind, and if so? Ouch!

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I’m happy to report Cluck was adopted. Read about him here.

https://amp.charlotteobserver.com/news/state/north-carolina/article258043433.html

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There are numerous reasons I’m not flying right now. Covid, extended periods of mandatory masking which kick my hot flashes into high gear, and crazy passengers who have to be zip tied during flight… but a stranger’s bare feet on the back of my head? If this is what’s happening now, I may never fly again.

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Of course it will. The way things are going in the world these days, I expected no less.

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Sorry, you’re on your own with this one. I didn’t read the article. My life is fine just the way it is.

25 thoughts on “News you can’t use.”

  1. Sorry, you’re on your own with this one. I didn’t read the article. My life is fine just the way it is. <—-womanizer.com

    Just sayin' for the singles out there in Riverland!

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  2. I dunno about the jock with a frozen … ah … tallywhacker. I think that I would be thinking “I got to take care of this!” long before frostbite set in.

    The feet? Time to play “This little piggy”

    Toys? I don’t think any of those toys would change my life much …

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  3. I saw the story about the Frozen Peni Guy on CNN. Poor guy, now for the rest of his life he’ll be known as the guy who froze his “Peter” during the Olympics. And I’m staying silent on the toys and that asshole woman who flies with her nasty bare feet….yes I being nice.

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  4. So no one’s saying anything about the flying football stadium? Okay, that is the least worrying of all the stories you’ve collected, and I’m glad Chuck Norris had a happy ending, unlike the cross-country skier.
    And I guess the asteroid just isn’t big news. A football stadium seems big until you compare it to the size of the Earth, and it would mostly burn up in the atmosphere. If any pieces even hit the ground they’d be small but very hot–perfect for shoving down the pants of a Finnish skier.

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  5. Something just told me no on the cow pies post. Though the frozen skier does not sound much less dangerous. I will just have to say the Cluck Norris story might be a lead in to the following. Have you been to the birdsarentreal.com site? It just might be Cluck Norris is not real. And on that note gotta go. at least before I remember that life changing conclusion. Which I don’t really want remember.

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