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The Winter Olympics are over, but some stories are still worth telling.
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Not being born with that particular appendage, I can only imagine what that would feel like. The time I froze the Oscar Meyer wieners by mistake comes to mind, and if so? Ouch!
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I’m happy to report Cluck was adopted. Read about him here.
https://amp.charlotteobserver.com/news/state/north-carolina/article258043433.html
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There are numerous reasons I’m not flying right now. Covid, extended periods of mandatory masking which kick my hot flashes into high gear, and crazy passengers who have to be zip tied during flight… but a stranger’s bare feet on the back of my head? If this is what’s happening now, I may never fly again.
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Of course it will. The way things are going in the world these days, I expected no less.
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Sorry, you’re on your own with this one. I didn’t read the article. My life is fine just the way it is.
River's world..... 
Sorry, you’re on your own with this one. I didn’t read the article. My life is fine just the way it is. <—-womanizer.com
Just sayin' for the singles out there in Riverland!
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I dunno about the jock with a frozen … ah … tallywhacker. I think that I would be thinking “I got to take care of this!” long before frostbite set in.
The feet? Time to play “This little piggy”
Toys? I don’t think any of those toys would change my life much …
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To heck with little piggy. I’d be stabbing that woman with my spork.
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Toes and toys… not interested. Any man in Finland who can’t figure out how to insulate his pecker deserves whatever he gets. Pahoittelut, ystavani.
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You’d think the Finns would have more experience keeping their little friends warm…..
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Huh. This is the sort of information that leaves me wordless, and that’s quite a feat. Good job, River
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I aim to befuddle….
Score!
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I’m definitely rethinking travel by plane also. I can’t imagine a sex toy that would change my life. Course, I’m a little old for such stuff.
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I suppose we shouldn’t judge without trying it.
You go first…
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I saw the story about the Frozen Peni Guy on CNN. Poor guy, now for the rest of his life he’ll be known as the guy who froze his “Peter” during the Olympics. And I’m staying silent on the toys and that asshole woman who flies with her nasty bare feet….yes I being nice.
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And I appreciate the effort.
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Florida news is MORE worthless!!!
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I believe you.
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I dunno, some people might consider that the ultimate first-class flight.
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From the look of that rooster, Lord Dudley should thank his lucky stars (or whatever lazy cats thank) that he’ll never have to share an animal shelter with Cluck Norris !
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Dudley is quite easily intimidated, Cluck would ruin him.
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So no one’s saying anything about the flying football stadium? Okay, that is the least worrying of all the stories you’ve collected, and I’m glad Chuck Norris had a happy ending, unlike the cross-country skier.
And I guess the asteroid just isn’t big news. A football stadium seems big until you compare it to the size of the Earth, and it would mostly burn up in the atmosphere. If any pieces even hit the ground they’d be small but very hot–perfect for shoving down the pants of a Finnish skier.
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Now that’s the way to make lemonade out of lemons!
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I really don’t like feet. Call it a phobia. So if I was on a flight and someone put their filthy feet near my head, I think I’d crack the sads.
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The very idea of it shows how far we’ve left good manners behind…
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Sad but so true
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Something just told me no on the cow pies post. Though the frozen skier does not sound much less dangerous. I will just have to say the Cluck Norris story might be a lead in to the following. Have you been to the birdsarentreal.com site? It just might be Cluck Norris is not real. And on that note gotta go. at least before I remember that life changing conclusion. Which I don’t really want remember.
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I hadn’t been to that site. But after visiting, I call B.S.. No government drone is going to eat as much seed as mine backyard visitors do.
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They don;t eat the seed. They just carry it away so you will never suspect they are watching the barn… or it might be BS you know bird spies…
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If they are indeed drones? Kudos to the pooping technology, it’s very realistic.
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