News you can’t use.

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Let’s take a peek at the recent headlines on my news feed, shall we?

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Not just no, but Hell no. There’s a long list of things I refuse to do naked and hiking is in the top ten.

Can you say poison ivy?

😳

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Is there a french fry shortage in the United States? Why was I not informed!

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Pay $54.92 to take a selfie on the Iron Throne? You betcha!

Sign me up.

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Viola! the cure for what ails you. To heck with Alexander Fleming, Dr. River prescribes three or four of these….and don’t call me in the morning. Not that you’ll be able to anyway.

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Cheers to your good health!

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31 thoughts on “News you can’t use.”

  1. Well, since I have decided to stop following any other news, this is probably the stuff I need to read. Not sure why there is a French Fry shortage, our local grocery stores do not seem to have any shortage of potatoes. I do have a really good two ingredient recipe for French Fries if McDonalds needs it: (1) Potatoes, sliced and (2) oil in massive quantities. Hey, maybe it is the oil they cannot get!

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  2. But, ladies, just think. You’ré out there hiking naked, and suddenly you see this gorgeous hunk of Saskquatch, and you don’t want to scare him away. You can just calmly lay down on your back and let him see you are willing to let nature take its course…
    Or you could run the other way and hope he did not recognize that you were fhis type because your skin isn’t as hirsute as his… Or he’ll think your some kind of fabled creature, the hairless squatch-maid!

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