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Let’s take a peek at the recent headlines on my news feed, shall we?
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Not just no, but Hell no. There’s a long list of things I refuse to do naked and hiking is in the top ten.
Can you say poison ivy?
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Is there a french fry shortage in the United States? Why was I not informed!
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Pay $54.92 to take a selfie on the Iron Throne? You betcha!
Sign me up.
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Viola! the cure for what ails you. To heck with Alexander Fleming, Dr. River prescribes three or four of these….and don’t call me in the morning. Not that you’ll be able to anyway.
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Cheers to your good health!
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River's world..... 
I think I’ll skip the hike.
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Wise choice.
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I had Sex on the Beach Friday night. Twice.
Could barely get up Saturday morning. LOL
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I’m unsure whether to say I’m sorry, or good for you.
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LOL……It was a good drink. Went well with Onion Rings.
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Well, since I have decided to stop following any other news, this is probably the stuff I need to read. Not sure why there is a French Fry shortage, our local grocery stores do not seem to have any shortage of potatoes. I do have a really good two ingredient recipe for French Fries if McDonalds needs it: (1) Potatoes, sliced and (2) oil in massive quantities. Hey, maybe it is the oil they cannot get!
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It appears to be a McDonalds french fry shortage only. And since there are so many ridiculous headlines in my news feed, this might be the start of a new series.
😉
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It will keep me in touch with the important news
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Now….that’s my kind of prescription!!
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No doctor visit required!
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Wow. I am firmly on your side with this one. There is a time in our life when “Selfish” becomes a positive attribute.
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Wrong post to wrong site
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It’s okay, my stats have been down lately. I’ll take it.
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My WP keeps jumping on it’s own in mid comment
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Mine keeps dropping followers for no reason.
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Mine too. Good info TYVM
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Tried being naked all the time back in my commune days … then I sunburned Mr.Happy and that ended that particular social experiment …
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I can’t quite picture you and Mr. Happy at a naked commune. But that’s probably a good thing.
🤣
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Poison ivy bad, Butt crack full of deer ticks even worse.
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I jumped out to Lynette’s blog twice just to get that.
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That’s crazy. Hasn’t happened to me… yet.
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Agreed.
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Naked hiking? NO. Just imagine where a Snake could bite!
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I’d rather not if it’s all the same to you…
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But, ladies, just think. You’ré out there hiking naked, and suddenly you see this gorgeous hunk of Saskquatch, and you don’t want to scare him away. You can just calmly lay down on your back and let him see you are willing to let nature take its course…
Or you could run the other way and hope he did not recognize that you were fhis type because your skin isn’t as hirsute as his… Or he’ll think your some kind of fabled creature, the hairless squatch-maid!
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I can’t speak for the other ladies, but I’m going to pass on the tryst with a Sasquatch. There’s only so much back to nature I can handle.
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You have no need to discover what life was like for a cavewoman? How else can you empathize with her, lol?
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I have an active imagination. I’ll manage…
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I’ve been naked on a hike but haven’t hiked an actual trail naked. That’s on my bucket list. Seriously.
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Hiking naked? I’d have to skip that because I did ingest a lot of french fries last week. Maybe that is where the shortage came from…
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I knew it was you!
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