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You can’t use it, but you can laugh along with me reading it.

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Whaaaat?

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I will never look at a penguin the same way again.

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But…

But, they always seemed so sweet.

😳

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Proof positive it’s always the last place you look.

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I figured it would be kale and was ready to rant, but oddly enough it turns out to be watercress. Does anyone even eat that anymore?

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I’ve never understood why people use online password managers … which can be hacked…to store their passwords. My password manager can’t be hacked as it’s a little black book with entries written by hand that I keep in my desk.

Heck, my husband doesn’t even know where it is.

That’s security.

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Perhaps.

But your perspective… or hers?

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At all.

Ever.

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I don’t think the low brain activity of a Kardashian even qualifies as news.

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I didn’t think that was possible.

Though I swear I’ve come close a few times myself.

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Can’t say I’d recommend that DIY.

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Say it isn’t so Teddy.

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Toys have certainly changed since I was a child.

😳

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I call foul.

The boxes and labels? Sure. But what’s inside the bottle… no.

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The thought of being “nudified” and spread across the internet?

Terrifying.

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