Tag Archives: longevity

News you can’t use.

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New year? New ridiculous news…

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This takes the phrase “piss on it” to a whole new level.

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*Note to self – cross Baltimore off vacation destination list. *

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I never actually wanted to live to 150, but damn it… knowing I could have really ticks me off.

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Not many T Rexes walking around today so I guess we showed them.

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This explains so much!

All our renovation disasters. I don’t need a contractor.. I need an exorcist!

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The internet is a funny, if not slightly creepy, place.

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I was happily cruising Facebook one afternoon, agreeing with sentiments like this:

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Hard to argue with that, eh?

When I stopped to laugh and comment on a friend’s post.

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Now wouldn’t that be a hoot? Screw your kale… pinecones are the real secret to longevity.

I didn’t think anything of it, until an hour later when I picked up my phone and checked my Apple News feed to find this –

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Coincidence?

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Or is the ghost of Steve Jobs tracking my activity?

You be the judge.

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