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It won’t take long, I promise.
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That’s an easy one.
I’d trade places with any cat who ever lived with us.
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They’re loved.
(Frank)
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Well fed.
(Mr. White)
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Spoiled.
(Bubba)
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And indulged.
(Cracker)
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They also have two human servants who cater to their every whim.
(Lord Dudley Mountcatten)
So yes, I’ll say our cat.
❤️
How about you?
What animal would you trade lives with….
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You know you want to.
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I’m currently kicked back on the couch with a good book and a cup of tea. I’m lazy and have no plans to move for the next hour…. so I’m going with sloth.
How about you?
Animal emoji your mood.
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You’re already here, so why not?
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I know it’s going to sound weird not to say chocolate or cheese or something wonderful, but honestly?
My answer is broccoli.
Every night when I’m cooking dinner I pick a vegetable for the husband and then choose fresh broccoli for myself. I could literally eat it with every meal. Steamed broccoli, roasted broccoli, broccoli casserole, broccoli salad… I love it all.
Weird, I know.
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How about you?
What could you eat every single day…
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Continuing with my cat theme..
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Lord Dudley Mountcatten steals my ponytail holders on a regular basis. If I take one off and place it on a table?
It’s gone.
Lord Dudley Mountcatten steals the bookmark right out of my book. It has ribbon on the end and if I lay the book down?
It’s gone.
Lord Dudley Mountcatten loves bacon and has been known to swipe sandwiches off my plate. If it’s within reach?
It’s gone.
What does your cat burglar steal?
And if you aren’t lucky enough to be owned by a feline… what does your dog, bird, iguana or hamster burglar steal?
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Because it’s Friday and that’s what we do here.
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My roommate put a dead (headless 🤢) mouse in my shoe.
My roommate comes into the bathroom and watches me pee.
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My roommate hides under the bed and attacks my ankles as I walk by.
My roommate likes belly rubs when he’s high on catnip.
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How about you…
What does your roommate do?
(If you’re not lucky enough to share your space with a feline, feel free to substitute dog, hamster, bird, lizard etc)
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Because it beats working, and it’s free.
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Here are my suggestions –
Shawshank Temptation
The Dark Toast Tower
Shining Dining
The Green Mile of Salad
Chicken Hearts in Atlanta
The Bread Zone
Flounders Keepers
Under the Chocolate Cake Dome
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Now you.
Name a Stephen King restaurant.
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It’s something silly today that should make you smile.
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I’ll go first.
The Chattanooga Chonks…
Or maybe The Dixie Mouse Mafia?
Now you.
Name that gang!
🐾🐾🐾
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You may even enjoy it.
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Clearly this feline is Jonesing for some kitty weed and had to hit the ATM to pay his dealer.
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Catnip withdrawal is real.
Now you.
Why does that cat need money?
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Try.
You might even enjoy it.
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I don’t mean buying a big waterfront house with hot and cold running gardeners or a snazzy little Lamborghini for running errands…. those go without saying.
I mean something that’s insignificant to others but seems like pure bliss to you.
I’ll go first.
I want…
A personal hair stylist at my beck and call to keep my big ‘80’s hair looking perfect all day, everyday!
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She/he doesn’t have to follow me around with a brush and a can of hair spray all day, but my hair is labor intensive and not having to worry about styling it would be a real treat.
How about you…
What rich person luxury would you give yourself?
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You’re here.
I think it’s required.
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If you’re a reader like me, you should score pretty high on this one.
I’m 17 for 20.
I admit to not having read The Odyssey, The Canterbury Tales or One Hundred Years of Solitude.
How about you?
What’s your classic book number…
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