I was cruising FB the other day and saw a post from a realtor friend of mine.
It was a collection of mondo bizarro things agents find in homes they’re hired to sell and it was too damned funny not to share.
So Part 1 starts now.

For those days when it’s too damned hot to actually go outside and jump in the pool.

My husband once put a desk together backwards, so this really cracks me up.

Aside from the glaringly obvious yellow vomit color scheme?
There are way too many eyes in this bathroom for me to be comfortable doing my business.

Curtains.
They’re not just for windows anymore…

When you want carpet in the bedroom, and your other half doesn’t.

I haven’t decided if this is a living room in a bathroom… or a bathroom in a living room. But either way?
