Crazy real estate agent’s photos part 3, and let’s start it off with a bang.
Or a boom as the case may be..
There’s so much wrong with this I don’t even know where to start. Aside from the obvious WTF factor…. this guy looks like he’s getting ready to goose you. Why are his hands open wide? Why do you have to reach into his chest to flush? And considering what he must see everyday… why the hell is he smiling?
Someone clearly had too much time… and acrylic paint… on their hands.
Just your normal bathroom/dining room combo…
And bathroom/kitchen combo….
And bathroom/bedroom combo.
Not just for outside anymore.
When you live in the city… but your wife really wants a cow.
Because sun shade awnings are stylish anywhere.
Proof positive there is such a thing as too much togetherness.
I’m not sure what’s more disturbing about this bizarre bathtub… the fact that it’s covered in carpet?
That it has 4 decorative poles?
Or that it appears to have an electric heater installed on the side?
I don’t know.
I really don’t.
Before we found our current house, I went on what I lovingly refer to as the “Homes From Hell Tour” with my real estate agent. It was a seller’s market back in 2002 and they were selling some crazy sh*t.
We found a bedroom floor with a large hole in the center. It was a crater, you could see 2 stories down…. we found a trampoline in a living room with bumper pads on the walls and ceiling…. and we found a room entrance completely covered with blue tarps and duct tape. Apparently you only got to see what was in there if you purchased the place.
So yes, these crazy realtor photos make me laugh.
You’re doing it wrong.
When you’re bound and determined to make use of every last inch of space.
Good luck finding a bath mat to fit there.
And that doesn’t happen very often…
Good to know.
If you really, really, really want to live by the ocean… but can’t afford it.
When you can’t afford wallpaper, but grandma has some spare rugs in her attic.
I was cruising FB the other day and saw a post from a realtor friend of mine.
It was a collection of mondo bizarro things agents find in homes they’re hired to sell and it was too damned funny not to share.
So Part 1 starts now.
For those days when it’s too damned hot to actually go outside and jump in the pool.
My husband once put a desk together backwards, so this really cracks me up.
Aside from the glaringly obvious yellow vomit color scheme?
There are way too many eyes in this bathroom for me to be comfortable doing my business.
They’re not just for windows anymore…
When you want carpet in the bedroom, and your other half doesn’t.
I haven’t decided if this is a living room in a bathroom… or a bathroom in a living room. But either way?