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Still here.
Still useless.
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I’m sorry, but women using their brains more than men isn’t news.
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You know what we found during our home renovations? Rotted wood, dust and a broken pencil.
Boo to that.
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Oh holy hell. Now I have to worry about being attacked by a robotic labradoodle?
Stop the world, I want to get off.
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Have I mentioned how glad I am that gifted Cosmopolitan subscription ran out?
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Take a look around.
It’s not hard to figure out.
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This is the stuff of nightmares.
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My distaste of creepy little dolls is well known, but the idea of life size companion robot dolls is apt to make me run screaming from the room.
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I think it goes without saying I will not be running out to see this film anytime soon.
Or ever.
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The full body scenes in the movie are played by a 12 year dancer, but all the others are of this bizarre, freakishly realistic horror of a doll.
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*shudders*
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Reptilian.
Isn’t that what everyone looks for in a doll companion?
😱
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No good can come of this. Mark my words.
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Get a poodle instead, the world will thank you.
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Am I the only one who finds this creepy?
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When the headless version started walking around, I shivered.
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I didn’t understand half of that description, but the mere thought of first grade coders running amok sends a shiver down my spine. Keep little Johnny away from the computer… teach him to be a plumber. For the future safety of the planet, not to mention your leaky toilet.
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River's world..... 