rules | River's world…..

No one can use it, and yet it keeps coming.

That sounds about right for the U.S. Postal Service these days.

The only thing that could make a mummy scream like that is discovering she’s pregnant with Elon Musk’s 13th child.

I feel for you sister, I really do.

Probably because he already has 3.

I like tequila as much as the next girl but I’m getting extremely tired of celebrity booze brands and their stupid ads.

No one needs grass clippings up their…

Oh, never mind.

Substitute 4 year old child with 77 year old retired Marine and you’d be living my life. If there’s a sign that says don’t touch, he touches. If it says do not enter, he enters. Clearly he thinks the rules apply to everyone but him.

In general I’d say I’m a good cook. People like to come over for dinner, my dishes are requested at potlucks, and Lord knows my husband doesn’t complain. But every once in a while I’ll try a new recipe and things will…. how shall we say? … go astray.

I read the directions, I do just what they say… but the result is often inedible.

Perhaps I need this:

I wouldn’t count on it, but let’s see.

Who knew there was such a thing.

Cheese? Good.

Kale? Bad.

Got it!

I’m afraid I can’t follow that rule. Growing up with a father who died after his fifth heart attack… and living with a man who has had triple bypass, I don’t add salt to anything.