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I bought a bottle of Pantene shampoo a while back. And after only a week in the shower… I reached down, pumped and got nothing but air.
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Seeing that my husband has very little hair left, I thought it odd the bottle had emptied so quickly.
Which is when I unscrewed the top.
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Really?
Mystery solved why no shampoo was forthcoming, but come on.
A little quality control goes a long way.
🥴
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I think we’ve established I won’t eat it.

I’m not eating the kale chips.
I’m not drinking the kale smoothies….

Hell no.
But this?
This is a bridge too far.

Now you want me to wash my hair with it?

Vegan?
Damn…. and here I was looking forward to lathering up with a nice chunk of fat back.

Nope.
This is a kale free household and it’s going to stay that way!
Where there's only one step from the sublime to the ridiculous.