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Apologies to my male readers, but it’s that time again. Time to question why anyone in their right mind reads this magazine.
This months issue of the gift that keeps on giving (whether I want it to or not) includes a discussion on bathing suit thongs.
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Please feel free to weigh in.
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Sphincter dental floss. Not likely to erase that mental image for the rest of the day are you?
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Eww. While I’m technically not against the trend…. I never thought of that!
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Less wedgie potentially? It’s specifically designed to be a wedgie. Your argument is invalid.
This next article made even me look twice.
Last chance guys…. if you don’t leave now I won’t be held responsible.
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I did warn you.
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If it’s that common, how did I not know this!
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Holy crap!
I can’t even imagine….
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River's world..... 
After that last part, I don’t even know what to write. I think I’ll just go get another coffee and try to stamp out that mental image.
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Good luck!
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Have the Red Sox won a game yet?
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Nice try… and no. We’ve lost the last 5.
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I sent your post to my wife. She cringed.
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All women cringe at that last article. Trust me….
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See…Cosmo serves a useful purpose! I would never have known about double monthly periods if you didn’t read and share! Discussions on thongs and wedgies is just out of my realm so I’ll leave that to others
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These things must be shared. For horror, if not completely educational purposes….
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And I thought two too-s were only for ballerinas. We will stop the two puns there. I hope.
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To be honest the first thing I thought of when I saw that article was the old chewing gum song. “Double your pleasure, double your fun”.
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Whew. I thought the same…but wasn’t going to say it!
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Great minds. Or is that twisted… tough call.
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Seriously I would have rather had you report me on rabbits on weed, goats with rats and whatever else BUT this.
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Variety is the spice of life…
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So you are saying you are not in your right mind…..?
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You’re not the first to ask that question…
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Real Simple is a nice magazine. Lots of useful information. No butt floss.
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Agreed. This was a gift subscription from a friend….. why she thought I would want it is beyond me.
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I thought I have an above-average vocabulary, but I never knew the definition of COSMOPOLITAN is “bad taste.”
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It is now!
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Wow – the 2 vagina thing was interesting, but not something I really need to know. The bathing suit – I’m in SFLA – we see it all the time. Meh. 😂
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You may not have needed to… neither did I!… but now you do, and can wow people with your new knowledge.
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I prefer to charm people in other ways… I mean how the heck do you bring that up in normal chats? 😂😂
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Reason # 1,876,932 I am glad I am NOT a woman!!!
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We do have more intricate plumbing…
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Those poor women! One period a month was bad enough! I can’t imagine two!
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I can’t either!
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I used to follow a blogger who has two uteruses.
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Yikes. I can’t imagine. I had enough trouble with one.
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The thong hasn’t caught on with men … yet. But I did see a few geezers sporting Speedo’s down on Padre Island. That was sufficient enough revulsion for me to hie on up to the beaches the tourist still haven’t discovered.
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Can’t blame you there!
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I know exactly two people that read Cosmo… you, me.
I paid for my own subscription as well
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Technically I don’t read it. I just cruise it for outlandish blog fodder… but okay.
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The bathing suits—-I can’t even imagine the discomfort.
Two vaginas. I was ok with that until I saw you could also suffer with two different periods. What the hell did that person do her in last life to deserve that?
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Something horrible to be sure.
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No to the swimsuit. But I will say that the vaginas story is perhaps the first Cosmo article that makes one think, really think. So many questions one could ask but may not want to know!
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True. Some things are better left unexplored…
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