Cosmopolitan Hell

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Apologies to my male readers, but it’s that time again. Time to question why anyone in their right mind reads this magazine.

This months issue of the gift that keeps on giving (whether I want it to or not) includes a discussion on bathing suit thongs.

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Please feel free to weigh in.

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Sphincter dental floss. Not likely to erase that mental image for the rest of the day are you?

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Eww. While I’m technically not against the trend…. I never thought of that!

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Less wedgie potentially? It’s specifically designed to be a wedgie. Your argument is invalid.

This next article made even me look twice.

Last chance guys…. if you don’t leave now I won’t be held responsible.

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I did warn you.

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If it’s that common, how did I not know this!

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Holy crap!

I can’t even imagine….

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37 thoughts on “Cosmopolitan Hell”

  1. See…Cosmo serves a useful purpose! I would never have known about double monthly periods if you didn’t read and share! Discussions on thongs and wedgies is just out of my realm so I’ll leave that to others

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  2. Wow – the 2 vagina thing was interesting, but not something I really need to know. The bathing suit – I’m in SFLA – we see it all the time. Meh. 😂

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  3. The thong hasn’t caught on with men … yet. But I did see a few geezers sporting Speedo’s down on Padre Island. That was sufficient enough revulsion for me to hie on up to the beaches the tourist still haven’t discovered.

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  4. The bathing suits—-I can’t even imagine the discomfort.

    Two vaginas. I was ok with that until I saw you could also suffer with two different periods. What the hell did that person do her in last life to deserve that?

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