Spamalot.

 

Everyone hates spam. In all it’s various incarnations….

Our mailboxes are full of it.

 

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Our inboxes are full of it.

 

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Our voice messages are full of it.

 

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And heck, nobody ever liked this kind.

 

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(Yes, I realize you can’t unsee that. You’re welcome.)

So why is it that I get a kick out of WordPress spam?

I mean, seriously… I do. They’re a riot.

Let’s break them down.

Example #1. – From Casino Malaysia

“How’s it going dignifying
anyone, but only oneself. Having a self esteem you
are smart enough to face challenges”

How’s it going? Just fine, thank you for asking. I try to dignify myself at least once a week and like to think I’m smart enough to face challenges. Like figuring out what the hell you’re trying to say.

 

 

 

Example #2 – From 918kiss

“All successful traders possess a solid plan by which to run their business.
If you continue your relationship with one, you alienate the former.
Remain caring and sharing to tie him magnified you.”

So if I care and share, I can tie him up and magnify him? Like Honey, I Shrunk the Kids but in reverse?

 

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Example #3 – From Rollex11 download

“Another is actually that fresh website owners is keyword stuffing wil
read a connected with keywords.”

Huh?

All I got out of this was stuffing.

 

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See?

Comedy gold, for free.

You just have to know where to look.

 

 

 

 

26 thoughts on “Spamalot.”

  1. I, also, enjoy some of my spam. Lots of it is trying to sell me shoes, but sometimes there’s a phrase in it that makes me smile. I like your “Having a self esteem you are smart enough to face challenges” line. So true.

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  2. Spam is made about an hour west of where I grew up. Which is an hour south of where I am now. I really LIKE a fried Spam sandwich about 1 time a year. Then I’m good again. Kind of like the Whopper. Once a year then I remember why I don’t eat it all year long………

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      1. I can’t eat that anymore. There is a KFC a couple blocks from work. Grease drips from the bags, hairs in my food, and I think their prices have gotten stupid for mediocre food.

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  3. I guess I need to check my Spam folder again. I’ve done a post about once a year mocking my spam, but when I checked a couple months ago it was all actual gibberish (not the kind of quasi-English that is humorous) or just virus laden links. My next spam post will absolutely have Spam Man in a Speedo, though. That is fricking awesome!!!

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  4. All successful traders possess a solid plan by which to run their business. If you continue your relationship with one, you alienate the former. Remain caring and sharing to tie him magnified you.

    In other words, send me lots and lots of your money. Apple pie would be good too. Can you FedEx me some?

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  5. LOL!
    I have recently been the recipient of my former colleague’s email. Like, it’s streaming into mine now. And lemme tell ya, she had a spam blocker, but she had every account a person could have tied to her work email. Concert tickets, coupon, groupon, clothes, shoes, home goods, jewelry, online magazines, restaurants, travel, new book releases, and a Daily Spam Report. Honestly, I don’t think she worked much, but holy freakin spamalot! I bet I block two new ones a day for months now. She was the queen of spams 😛

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