Yes.
I admit to drinking the occasional Coca Cola.
And yes.
I know it’s not healthy….
Alright, that’s disturbing.
But I probably only drink one or two a month, like dessert.
It’s sugary enough to satisfy my sweet tooth…. and hey.
If it can clean the corrosion off a car battery? It can do the same to my colon. Everybody wins.
I’m not going to get into the Coke vs Pepsi debate…
Because there’s really only one acceptable way to drink Pepsi.
And while I do find Cherry Coke acceptable now and then?
I’ve never tasted another flavor I could tolerate and have to wonder why they keep putting new ones on the market.
It’s Coke.
It has 7,000 tablespoons of sugar per ounce and two cans will put you into diabetic coma. I get it. Now leave it alone and stop trying to invent new ways for us to drink it.
(Please note this does not stop me from trying every single one. Hope springs eternal.)
The latest roll out?
Orange vanilla.
I had visions of a Creamsicle Coke!
It works for martinis… why not Coke.
How bad could it be?
Answer-
Bad.
Very, very bad.
Do not pass go. Do not collect $200.
Pour it directly on your corroded car battery (or filthy toilet) and be done with it.
I wouldn’t have thought it possible to screw up orange vanilla anything, but they did.
Give it a wide berth on the grocery aisle. Tasting like radioactive waste might not be a coincidence…
It’s that bad.
Sorry, babe! It’s Dr. Pepper or nothing…
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I enjoy the Dr occasionally, but can’t help but sing the old jingle in my head when I do. Tres annoying ….
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Great! Now it’s in MY head…
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Be a Pepper!
You’re welcome….
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I’ve seen this new flavor Coke in the grocery and I shuddered. WTF kind of flavor is that? So sad, so desperate to be hip. *bleech*
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They really need to stop, it’s gotten out of hand. What’s next? Lychee Coke….
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Now you’ve done it. Some product development specialist from Coke is going to get wind if this idea and in a year and a half we’ll be staring at Lychee Coke on the shelves… and you won’t get the credit (or blame) you deserve. 🙂
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Blame. It would definitely be blame…
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Do you remember the “new” coke in the 80’s? We thought the world had ended, and then they came out with Coca-cola Classic which saved the day.
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New Coke! Hell yes, I remember.
Oh, the horror!
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My mom drank Coke. When new Coke came out, she said it tasted like Pepsi. My dad couldn’t understand why that was a problem. 🤷♀️🤢
Now that I no longer drink soda, I think they’re both disgusting, but I remember liking regular Coke. I think I’ve had vanilla, which is only ok. I’m not big on flavored sodas like you’re talking about.
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They all sound good in theory… in reality? They suck.
Coke is a guilty pleasure I indulge in about twice a month. It’s either that or a giant hot butterscotch sundae!
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My indulgence these days is a Lily’s carmelized and salted chocolate bar. 🤤
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Oh dear!!!! And to think I was eager to try it. 😕
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Seriously, don’t. It’s one of the worst ones yet…
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Thanks for the heads up – I was seriously considering trying it!
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Happy to steer folks away from it. I swear I had to brush my teeth to get the taste out of my mouth…
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I don’t drink carbonated beverages . . . but in a Coke vs. Pepsi challenge, I’d choose the Coke.
As long as it was Classic Coke, not one of these new-fangled creations.
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Agreed. It’s classic for a reason… I don’t need Hibiscus Kiwi Tangerine Coke. Enough already!
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I gave up soda for lemon water. Or Italian water. Or Sparkling Ice. WAY too sugary for me now and all the chemicals that are in it? uck. No.
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I drink lemon water and unsweetened fresh brewed tea all day. Love them..
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Arnold Palmers are my fav. But I don’t have them often. Otherwise it’s water.
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Funny, I love iced tea.. and lemonade. But not mixed together.
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Nick’s mom made the BEST. And I have not been able to duplicate it. Before drinking her mix? I hated iced tea. Now? LOVE the mix. Fuze has some in Subways so I get that now. But it’s not the same……….
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Since I like my tea I unsweetened, I find all the bottled mixes too sweet.
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I always go with original flavors; whenever I’ve tried a new flavor variety (Cheerios, Peeps, Oreos) I just end up wishing I had stuck with the original. Maybe I’ve programmed myself. Of course with regular Coke, I’m usually adding a ‘lil Capt’n Morgan–I must have programmed that in my head too. LOL.
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Now you’re talking! Morgan is the only allowable additive as far as I’m concerned…
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Oh! The Humanity!!!!
Hey, I got an idea, why don’t they change the formula for Coke and call it, New Coke? What could go wrong with that?
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Absolutely nothing…
I think they should try it again on this new generation.
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I’m a diet soda junkie – I will admit it. However, even I was aghast at the “Orange Vanilla Coke” shit. That’s just…no.
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It’s just wrong.
In so many ways…
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Cherry Coke Zero drinker here, and only because I’m on Keto and it’s the only Coke product that doesn’t have a bazzillion teaspoons of sugar and still tastes like Coke. I’d passed this Orange Vanilla flavor for weeks thinking the same thing. Should I try it or not? Now, thanks to you I’ll pass. Speaking of horrible Coke flavors, remember Coke with Lemon? Super Yuck!
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Ugh, yes. Another epic fail….
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“I admit to drinking the occasional Coca Cola.” with a shot of rum and a slice of lime???
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You know me too well….
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ZOMG, I am falling off my office chair laughing. G-Man feels the same way you do about Coke… and Pepsi. I will apply any leftovers directly to the toilet.
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The toilet is the only place Orange Vanilla Coke should be served…
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Tried it, also didn’t like it
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Great post! I tried it, too, and I actually kind of liked it. You are right on with the creamsicle, too. I thought it tasted like coke, but with an orange creamsicle aftertaste, which was pretty odd, but kind of good.
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You liked it? As much as I love Coke, I thought it was truly horrible. Perhaps I got a bad batch…
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I’m a Coke-a-holic. Truly, I prefer fountain Cokes, but in a can, Pepsi made with real sugar is tops. It is my special thing. I go days and days without proper soda, but then I MUST HAVE REAL SODA. I drink a lot of coffee, tea, water, and seltzer, and I try to appease my soda desire with diet Pepsi, and diet cream soda, and diet root beer — but honest to goodness, I’m an addict. I can go 7-8 tops and then I start to craaave. When I drink real soda, my eyes water and glaze over and i get a rush and oh my hat, it’s terrible, terrible wonderful addiction. Tsk.
I will not be wasting my money or calories on orange vanilla Coke, because when I saw that at the store, I felt it was a bleedin crime.
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Fountain coke is the best!
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