You’re never too old to learn…. Mindfulness.


I was cleaning out my desk the other day and found an old brochure for Adult Education.

Then I remembered I’d started a series on some of the more interesting classes when I first started blogging here…


You’re never too old to learn…. Chakra Toning.

You’re never too old to learn…. Spoons.

You’re never too old to learn…. Ukulele


Yes, you can learn some weird things in Maine.

So let’s continue….





I’m glad someone is.

Today’s class?






The definition?

1. the quality or state of being conscious


So let me get this straight…

For $95, and over the course of 6 weeks, they’re going to teach me to be conscious?

To be honest, that’s not usually something I have a problem with…. unless I’ve had too much to drink.



And as I read the class description I kept picturing this:




But for the hell of it, I tried practicing being in the moment…

And it didn’t seem too difficult.




And I figured…

I got this.

Who needs a class?






It didn’t work.

But that’s okay, I’d much rather buy $95 worth of Girl Scout Cookies anyway…..

39 thoughts on “You’re never too old to learn…. Mindfulness.”

  1. There’s only two things that come to mind when I hear the phrase “Adult Education.” A segment from a Nickelodeon show I used to watch as a kid that I’m sure you don’t know…. and that godawful Hall and Oates song from the 80’s.


      1. Not gloating. They are not special anymore because they are so readily available all the time. So I no longer buy them. Not what they used to be.

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  2. Well you know how woo-woo I can be, so I do mindfulness exercises like whoa, and had to learn how to because I was gonna go away in a white jacket and while I rock a white jacket, I prefer them less structured, more of a crisp open look and not so constricting 😉

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