Still have to share my ridiculously useless knowledge.

Did you know….
1. The little dot over a lower case i is called a tittle.
(There won’t be any memes to accompany that precious nugget of information.
Google image searching for the word “tittle” led me in some very disturbing directions.)
2. An octopus will eat it’s own arms if it gets hungry enough.
But Hell….
I think we’ve all been tempted to do that at one time or another, no?

3. In 1900 the third leading cause of death was diarrhea.
Aren’t you glad you started reading this blog?

4. Winnie the Pooh was based on a real life female bear named Winnie who lived in the London Zoo.

5. The first known contraceptive was crocodile dung, used by the Egyptians in 2000 BCE.

I don’t know about you, but crocodile dung would definitely be enough to kill the mood for me.
6. Sigmund Freud had a morbid fear of ferns.
Really?
Orchids I could understand. They’re fussy, creepy, high maintenance flowers that look like they want to bite off your finger.
But ferns?
They’re delightful..

7. Buzz Aldrin’s mother’s maiden name was Moon.
How’s that for serendipity?

8. If you live in Michigan, it is illegal to put a skunk in your boss’s desk.
Sorry Detroiters…
I’m sure that’s very disappointing news.

perhaps it should be a tittle of wit and not a titter
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Perhaps. And maybe the images would have been less pornographic…
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Somethings just can’t be unseen…
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And some things shouldn’t be seen to begin with. Where is the eye Clorox when you need it?
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I just use round up, more all round health benefits
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Ah, Round Up.
A 2 billion dollar verdict was just awarded against Monsanto/Bayer for causing cancer, but it’s still the number one selling weed killer.
Ya gotta love America.
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Sales should increase as people stock up…
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And if they ever do ban it, Amazon and eBay will sell it at 100 times the price for years..
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Bezos can drop it directly from his moon base, once everyone is dead he can populate the world with his little clones
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There’s a sobering thought.
Not that I have many of those mind you….
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🙂
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… and that my friends is why I’ll never live in Detroit
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It does put a damper on enthusiasm for working in Detroit. Every boss needs a good skunking now and then….
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It stifles my creativity to just keep using the plastic cockroaches.
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Agreed. They just don’t have the same ick factor ….
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I so like the format of your blog posts, Rivergirl…
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agree, quick and enjoyable posts
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And, a nice mix of memes, gifs and snarky comments. Always an enjoyable read…
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I do enjoy good snark.
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Thank you.
I suppose they’re quick because I blog daily.
No one wants daily tomes… especially from me.
😉
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A big problem with bloggers is they don’t know when to end the post, at least I don’t.
As for you, we don’t want daily tomes but occasionally we won’t mind, maybe you would be good at it.
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I fear I would bore even myself…
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Haha
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Thank you. It’s easy reading… don’t want to tax my readers so early in the morning.
😉
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Thank you for being so considerate of your readers. I appreciate just enough snark and humor to get our days off to a rolling start. 😁
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Then my work here is done…
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Interesting. Will there be a quiz later to see if we’ve retained this information? 😉
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Now that you mention it… there should be.
Although I doubt anyone retains much of what I blog, so it’s probably fruitless.
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Of course if you posted a quiz we’d all cheat and go back to re-read your original post so that we’d know the answers. Bloggers are like that, you know! 🤓
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A bunch of disreputable cheaters all….
You’re my people.
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😜
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I’m curious to know how, in fact, the crocodile dung was used as a contraceptive….
Here’s some more serendipity – The fastest man in Track and Field (and the World), Usain Bolt, that’s actually his real name. His surname is really “Bolt”. 😁
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I shudder to think at how… not to mention where! …. crocodile dung has to be applied to be effective. 🤢
And hey, with a surname of Bolt, you almost have to run. Right?
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You ARE just a fountain of useless information aren’t you?
I used to be…………..
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I am.
It’s a curse….
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………or a blessing at Trivial Pursuit!
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No one will play with me anymore…
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I would but I can’t shout that far!
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The crocodile dung should have been used to treat that diarrhea epidemic. Fight poo with poo…
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Now that’s a remedy that beggars description..
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jots and tittles are specialties of mine. A tittle is the dot over a jot (yot) or an iota. And an iota is the Greek letter i …all of which is a rather poor translation of an Aramaic term called cantilliation, or marks to tell you how to chant a word.
How’s that for commentary while waiting for the coffee to brew …
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Deep.
Very deep for a pre caffeinated state.
Bravo.
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That skunk thing is illegal in Michigan but it totes ok in Texas, yay! The crocodile poo thing, that’s just disturbing.
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A good skunking should never be underestimated.
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When did you start drinking???? Oh wait! Maybe the question should be, “When did you stop drinking?”
I am so-o-o-o-o-o glad I don’t live in Michigan!!
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I drink, I drank, I drunk. Time is relative..
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I am horrified at the thought of an Octopus being so hungry it eats ITSELF, lol. That’s all the way crazy! Definitely filing this little factiod away for later.
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It is a bit creepy. I’ve been plenty hungry before, but never enough to want to bbq my arm. I mean really, what kind of sauce would you use?
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And what wine 🍷 would you pair yourself with?🤔
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A dry white Riesling for me I believe. Crisp and fruity..
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Ha! 🤣
I guess I might pair best with a case of beer? 😆🍺
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Poop, poop everywhere…
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It’s been that kind of day…
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