The portrait gallery was large…. and filled with strange and marvelous things.

Can’t say I’d enjoy having her as a Mother in Law.

They are smiling?

Perhaps the weight of that elaborate hair is pulling their lips down.

Oh my.
They say all babies are cute, but I beg to differ.

This is a girl.

And this is a boy.
No, I haven’t had too many margaritas.
It was explained to me that folk art paintings of little girls have cats… and folk art paintings of little boys have dogs. The hoop is also a boy’s toy, never played with by girls.

Yes, another boy.
Could have fooled me.
There were a few sad paintings, like this one….

Since all the family members in black are dead.
But there’s a chicken, so it’s not all bad.

And while these two portraits aren’t the most skillful, they had the saddest story of all.

Jonathan Bartlett was a black man who chose to portray himself as white…. in a heartbreaking statement of life in his time.

Lightening the mood, there was George again….

And whatever this was –

I can’t even do a Name That Crap because I have no idea…

That’s a big watermelon! Nice collection of portraits. Selfies of the day, I suppose.
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Month long selfies… yes!
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But…. the chicken looks like it’s dressed in black too!
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The chicken was dead too?
Damn, I didn’t notice that….
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Those portraits are just wrong. I mean boys were dressed in dresses for a portrait and the girls looked like boys? Those artists were assholes if you ask me, lol.
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Early gender reassignments….?
😉
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Unless I missed it, you still haven’t given us the names of the crap from your March 12 NAME THAT (NOT) CRAP post….and now you give us more unnamed crap? I’m ready for some more rock posts — at least we know what they are (usually).
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Apologies… I shall remedy that immediately.
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😉
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♫♪ Come to me my melon dolly baby … ♫♪
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( OK … so it isn’t one of my better ones … you can’t be on all the time … )
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Hey, it made me smile….
😉
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“Yes, another boy.”
Could have fooled me.”
Maybe because he has a horse and not a dog in the painting?!
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Or I’m easily fooled.
😉
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Great post 😁
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“But there’s a chicken, so it’s not all bad.” Oh you do make me LOL!
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Randomly placed chickens make everything better.
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