I love to word.
I love to read them, write them, and learn them.
And I love weirdo words most of all.
When you travel you hear words unique to certain regions and words used in different contexts.
Words!
Ya gotta love them.
So when I saw this the other day?
I knew I had to share.
I admit I’ve been known to make use of dingleberry, dicombobulated and kerfuffle now and then…. although I’m not nearly old enough to drop whippersnapper into a conversation any time soon.
In Maine we tend to say things are wicked. As in “That margarita is wicked good” or “That beer is wicked cold”.
We also can lose control of our cars and end up in the puckerbrush.
Mainers say ayuh when we mean yes.
We call submarine sandwiches Italians.
If you’re cute? We’ll call you cunnin’.
If something is the best? We’ll say it’s finest kind.
If you live far away from town? That would be the willy wacks.
And if you live really far away from town? That’s bumblefuckEgypt.
So educate me.
What words do you use in your backyard?
It would be mendacious of me to insinuate I have an erudite vernacular, but in these hebetudinous times, it would be churlish, indeed truculent, not to attempt to be more quixotic with regards loquaciousness.
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Trump was wrong… YOU have all the best words!
Though I’ll admit you got me with hebetudinous.
😉
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I did actual research in order to comment on this post. Never knew hebetudinous before today but will be using it a lot from now on!
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It does have a nice ring to it….
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Ditto what James said.
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Yes, I’m sure you were thinking the same thing.
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Peanse: whining, especially a baby. “Stop your peansing.”
Rutch: To move around. “Stop rutching “, to a restless child in church. “We’ll give it a final rutch.” – moving a heavy object into place.
Of course, the old sayings are dying out.
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Ooh… good ones! Didn’t know either. I shall tell the husband to cease peansing immediately!
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Here in the D.C. area, if someone is a lying crook, we call him “president”…
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Sorry, but I think they say that in every state.
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Honyoke.- uncultured immigrant – stupid person (our family always pronounced it hine yok) Some etymologist say the word honky sprang from it.
Hork – as in “don’t hork off the redhead!” (no official definition) can mean vomit, steal, irk clear the sinuses …
Chutzpah – unmitigated gall, brass. (kh)-hoots-pah
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I have horked with the best of ‘em… and am quite familiar with chutzpah. But Honyoke is a new one. Thanks for that…
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Clusterfuck, I know that may not be completely only known to me, but its a word I tend to use often. I also use “Pendejo” a lot, it’s Spanish for idiot…….
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I imagine you use both quite often…
😉
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That I do!
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Native Texan speech:
Ain’t- contraction for “am not”, “is not”, “has not”, and “have not”
Blue northern- very cold
Brung- dialect past and past participle of bring
Cattywampus- not centered or straight
Clodhopper- a foolish, awkward, or clumsy person
Conniption- to get upset and raise a ruckus
Fetch- to go for and bring back someone or something
Fixin’- getting ready to do something.
Folks- people in general
Fuss- to show unnecessary or excessive concern about something
Git- to leave
Gully-washer- an unexpected amount of rain
Hanker- to feel a strong desire for or to do something
Holler- a loud cry of shout
Hoot- an amusing person or thing
Howdy- a greeting used in the southern United States
Hush- to make silent or quiet
Kin- one’s family and relations
Persnickety- having the characteristics of a snob
Piddle- to spend time in a wasteful or ineffective way
Reckon- to be of the opinion
Ruckus- to cause a commotion
Shindig- a party
Tarnation- used as a euphemism for “damnation”
Tump- to tip or dump over
Uppity- self important; arrogant
Vittles- food and drink
Whomperjawed- an object or person that is out of sorts
Whup- to beat or thrash
Y’all- second person plural noun
Yonder- some distance in the direction indicated
I’ve also been striving to use one you taught me; overmorrow.
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I’m proud to say I know all of those expect tump. And fixin’ drove me nuts when we lived down south.
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We use quite a few of those words in the UK. We also have vastly different regional dialects, even for simple things like what you call a round price of bread – roll, barm, bap, batch and if you use the wrong word in the wrong area, they’ll struggle to understand you. (Ask for a sausage roll up north and you’ll get a sausages sandwich. Ask for it down south and you’ll get a sausage wrapped in pastry)
I used to live in County Cumbria on the boarder between England and Scotland, and two words from there that I love are ratch and twine.
Ratch or ratching means look or search. So you might ratch around in your handbag for your keys. And if you’re a child and you see someone take something out of a bin (trash can) you have to point and shout ‘bin ratcher’ it’s almost a legal requirement of being Cumbrian.
Twine is to cry or complain, so you might tell someone to stop twining, or don’t twine at me.
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It’s a wonderful language isn’t it? Ask for a bap around here and someone is apt to hit you!
😉
I do like bin ratcher though…
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whojamagidgit….
When my Thai daughter was here, she just was flibbertigibbeted over the flimflam words we bamboozled her with.
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What about..
Fair Dinkum – honestly?
Budgie Smugglers – speedo bather bottoms
Bludger – lazy person
Cobber – a friend
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Budgie Smugglers!
O.M.G.
Brilliant!!
🤣
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And now with COVID-19 we are going to have a lot more new words and sayings!!
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None of them good!
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Out here in I-da-hoe:
Whistle pig = prairie dog/ground squirrel
Crick – creek (which is also how my Kansas-born father said it)
Rig = pretty much any vehicle (not just trucks)
Coyote is pronounced without the “e” at the end
It’s cattle, not cows, and
“Have a nice day” usually means “Stick it up your ass.”
Years ago on a road trip in Florida my boyfriend and I saw one of those business signs where you can change the message easily, black letters on white background. It was an auto repair shop. It advertised “shock basorbers” – the first two letters of “absorbers” transposed. We decided “basorbers” was the perfect word for breasts 🙂
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Whistle pig! Love that.
And you’re right of course.. basorbers is damn near perfect.
😉
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You’ll notice a few faintly familiar cognomens in this list, but any resemblance to actual objects living or dead is strictly inescapable:
chucklehead – a stupid person
clodhopper – an unsophisticated person, especially a farmer
donk – whiskey, especially raw, home-made corn whiskey
five-ouncer – a blow with the fist
geezer – an old man; also, a drink of strong liquor
mistermuse – a brilliant but humble (and sober) geezer
rivergirl – a lover of rocks, food, and booze – especially donk or strong geezer on the rocks with food
scram-bag – a suitcase pack in readiness for a necessary sudden departure
snollygoster – a politician who relies on talk rather than knowledge or ability; a politician who speaks much and does little
Does that last one sound like any President we know?
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Excellent list! I was not familiar with donk or snollygoster, but the two people you mentioned sound perfectly delightful.
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Most of those Texas words fit here, too.
We are a region where many people warsh and arn clothes. In their back 40s, where they might have old hoopties gone to Jesus. Of course, some of us engage in faux speak for the benefits of the language of power when speaking to other city folk, but we ain’t too far from the hills. Depends on who you talk to.
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Hoopties! I was introduced to those down south… too funny.
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