I don’t normally blog about my husband’s job.
He is a Fed after all, they might be listening.

But this morning he received a message from a man who was threatening to shoot drones out of the sky. While that in itself was troubling… the man’s explanation was even more so.
You see the drones were flying over his house and scanning him with infrared rays. He was wrapping himself in tin foil for protection while sleeping, but would soon run out of supplies.
Well, sure.
Who can blame him for being upset? Everyone knows the anal probe comes after the infrared rays….. and that’s enough to ruin anyone’s day.

The courthouse passed him off to the sheriff… who passed him off to the State Police… who passed him off to the husband’s office…. and now my other half has to deal with him.
Quarantine fever.
It’s driving them out of the woodwork.

Maybe hubby has something in the barn that can be used against infrared rays?!??!
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That’s a distinct possibility!
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It takes all kinds……………
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But do they all have to find my husband…?
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It’s hell being popular but someone has to do it…..
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Shame it always has to be him.
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He’s good at his job….
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Or a wacky doodle magnet. Tough call…
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LOL
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Great first photo montage. It is the truth. Hey Alexa…
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I love my tech… but even I draw the line at bedroom listening devices!
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“obvious” listening devices… maybe.
It’s the ones WE “don’t know about” that concern me.
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Beware your toaster….
😉
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I’m more worried about the tv. Luckily, I seldom stay in the same room – when it’s on.
Not so much with my “nearly everything” mobile device. That is almost always with me, AND it listens extensively.
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Yeah, I could give up the tv before my phone. They’ll pry that from my cold dead hands.
😉
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Could he also take care of all those 5G towers that are giving us COVID-19? 😜
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He’s a little busy…
But I’ll see what I can do.
😬
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Anal probes come after infra rays? No wonder he’s gone wacky. No one needs that.
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Stock up on tin foil, they may be coming your way!
😬
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I’m already on the wacky spectrum! I’ll pass so that others may have a chance.
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Since the guy is such an expert in protection gear, your hubby should pass him off to the Trump administration because we know Trump always listens to the experts, and this pandemic is the perfect opportunity for Trump to demonstrate it.
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Well, silly man. Everyone knows wrapping yourself in toilet paper offers better protection than tin foil. Why do you think there was such the rush on tp?
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It all makes perfect sense now!
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When I feel myself becoming too crazy, I turn myself inside-out and talk to a bear…
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Which is a perfectly reasonable response….
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Is it any wonder your husband hasn’t retired yet? Who would, when your job gives you the opportunity to interact with crazies on a regular basis?
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The entertainment factor is mitigated by the fact he has to treat it as a legitimate complaint.
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