I ran across a catalog for continuing education the other day, and because I used to have a totally ridiculous blog series about this, I had to look.
The series started here back in August of ’18 with a class on Spoonbending.

Shows what you know Junior. There’s a whole class devoted to that spoon.
Yes. An actual college class, I’m not lying.
(Or drinking… go figure.)

So when I saw this current class being offered, it simply begged to be blogged about.
Spoon Carving Level 2
Up your spoon carving skills and build on what was learned
in your previous spoon-carving class. This time around you’ll
carve a deeper serving spoon, as well as practice additional
refining and finishing. Prerequisites: Previous woodworking
experience or Spoon Carving, Beginner. Material fee of $15
included in the price of the course.
Wednesday, beginning Oct. 16, from 6 to 9 p.m. for 3 weeks
Cost: $75
Clearly our college is still obsessed with spoons.

Well, that may be a different class entirely.
“Up your spoon carving skills?”
Who said I had any to begin with.

“Carve a deeper serving spoon?”
Hell, that’s totally worth $75.
And I’m sorry…
But you know there can only be one possible instructor for this class –

I can do the trick where you bend a spoon. It’s pretty simple.
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With your mind? Well done…
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Mind… thumb… it’s all good…
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Spoon bending is passe. I’m into spork twisting…
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Maybe you should teach a class….
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Don’t be so coy – everyone knows that there is no spoon
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I’m just wondering what happens when you get to Advanced Spoon Carving? I’m sure you’ll keep us informed.
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I wish I could…. but classes have been cancelled due to the beer plague. Practice at home and keep us posted, okay?
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Wow, I wonder what’s next? Nothing can top that class….
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Once you’ve finished Spoons 101 do you get to move on to making a spork? Or is that class only taught by Colonel Sanders?
And now I’m wondering why no one takes a turn at the spoon in the road, or speaks with a spooned tongue.
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Yes, that’s the advanced course… taught in Kentucky.
But you raise a good point. Speaking in a spooned tongue is bound to be easier.
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Well, when you find a class for spork bending I’m in. But spoons? How trite.
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I’ll keep you posted. But this is Maine… we tend to be a little behind the trend.
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Bad. Very bad. OMG Bad. WTH bad. Reese with her spoon?????
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It had to be done….
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*facepalm*
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I see that Reese isn’t into peanut butter Wither spoon. Maybe she’s allergic.
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With her spoon or without it, it was too good to pass up.
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All that talk about spoons (and forks) and no food in sight!!! Shameful!!
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No dining out. Thank you Coronavirus!
😡
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