With apologies to my male readers….


Have you heard of Goop?

Until recently the only one I knew about was this:


And honestly?

I wish to Hell it had stayed that way.

But no… a friend of mine had to start waxing poetic about the company Gwyneth Paltrow started. Not caring much about self help websites or Gwyneth Paltrow, I was politely zoning out…. until she mentioned something she thought I just had to buy.




It’s for real. Though why in the world she thought I needed one I have no clue.




If can someone tell me why geranium, bergamot, cedar and rose smell like a vagina…. I’ll be forever in your debt.

And if that wasn’t ridiculous enough?

There’s this:



Now I like jade as much as the next girl, but…. no.


No, I don’t like jade that much.

I admit the instructions made me snort…

But I seriously doubt I’ll be searching for a sacred space to store one anytime soon.

18 thoughts on “With apologies to my male readers….”

  1. And yet people bought that Pet Rock thingie.

    People will buy this… maybe not many… but people will.

    But there’s no doubt (in my mind) this is more “gimmick” w/name attached, then actual vagina scent.

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  2. I’m just going to say this one small thing, which is that I love the smell of bergamot. I lit bergamot candles circa 96-01 and for a time, I wore a fragrance with a hint of it. Also, you know what it mostly smells like to me? BABY ASPIRIN. That is all.

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