Because we all need a chuckle.

Well done kitty.
Now step up your game and fetch us some toilet paper.

Does anyone think about all the poor out of work hookers?
No.
But I’m sure they’re feeling the pinch as well… although probably not in the places they’re used to.

Sad, but true.

Also sad, but true.
I read a cockroach can survive for 6 months without it’s brain. Hell, Keith’s got that record beat already.

Other places?
Ay caramba!

Even I’ll say amen to that.
Once upon a time I was helping a very good friend peel roasted chiles, and we sort of grew amorous being in such close proximity. The pain didn’t quite deter us, we were young, but it was experience we didn’t repeat.
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Yikes!
😳
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Thanks for the chortle!
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Happy to help!
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I needed this LOL!
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We all do.
😊
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ok
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Did this not tickle your funny bone properly?
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For some reason I am beyond tired today. And Gary is at my house playing with my lawn mower. I don’t want to BE here. I just want to be home. I’m amazed I haven’t gotten this crap because of all the money I handle every day. And NOTHING has been provided for me. My little bottle of hand sanitizer I BROUGHT from home and now someone has STOLEN IT??? WTF???
Sorry. I love you. I laugh at you. I cry with you. I am just tired of all this shit. So many things show it’s probably a lie to control us yet people may be getting ill. I never hear of ANYONE I know getting ill and I know LOTS of people. The county my parents live in had ONE CASE. And that person recovered.
Ok, rant over. zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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I’m sorry. Not being properly protected by your employer is unconscionable. Maine has had 1,200 cases and 61 deaths… which is low comparatively, but right now? Our neighbor who lives behind us has it. Our neighbor to the left of us? His parents have it, one severe enough to be hospitalized. It’s here. It’s everywhere. My husband has 3 of the underlying health issues. I can’t take any chances.
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And I have 2 of the underlying health issues. Age and Pneumonia twice plus can you imagine me trying to deep cough? OW.
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My other half has age, diabetes, high blood pressure and a triple bypass under his belt. That’s a quadruple whammy I’m not willing to play with.
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no kidding
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Aww… baby Yoda is struggling too.
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And that’s just wrong!
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I think the politician’s decisions—or non-decisions—are the funniest, yet deadly, lines of all!!
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Sometimes it’s hard to laugh at that kind of crazy.
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Thanks River, I needed the laugh!😝
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You’re quite welcome!
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Have you tried sriracha before? It’s like jam for me. Not really that chilli. I pour it on everything, the same way people pour ketchup on things.
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I like spicy foods, so yes. Husband can’t tolerate it though…
Boo.
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Ah shucks. Like my husband and seafood.
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Why pick on Keith Richards? If you ask me — or even if you don’t — many (if not most) of our celebs nowadays survive without a brain.
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Yes, but Keith has fried his with more drugs than the human body should be able to sustain and still walk upright. I’m beginning to believe he’s impossible to kill.
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😉
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