Relax.
This is a G rated post.
I’m speaking of a yew bush in front of our home office window.
It’s large, unruly and was in need of a pruning. Problem was, I couldn’t reach most of it from outside so……
I hung out the window and did a little hedge trimming from the inside.
This results in an utter mess and small green needles everywhere.
But what’s a girl to do when her bush needs trimming?
There.
That’s better.
River's world..... 
Well then… you have a “master” carpenter at home – have him move the window.
Easy Peasy
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My “master” carpenter is not allowed to do anything IN the house.
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He can’t move the window from outside? You will just have to do the interior trim work.
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He could…. but I couldn’t.
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So many barbers outta work due to this “epidemic” and you are doing your own pruning?
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I have always self pruned….
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I love it. I admire your ability to trim the yew from within the window view without hurting you. Woo-hoo!
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When there’s a will… there’s a way.
😉
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Hewing the Yew … I dunno … that hedger has an awful lot of teeth on it. I would go with a smaller tool when bush trimming. But then, what would I know about that? I use a Bush-Hog® to hew my yews …
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If mine gets any more unruly, I may have to borrow that.
😉
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My condolences. I have two ugly spruce between my east windows and I loathe them. I cut them back so far every year. I cannot believe how big and fast they grow!
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And the plants we want rapid growth? Never.
I think it’s a green conspiracy.
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We need a higher up shot of that window so we can see if the bush matches the drapes…
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Another 6″ off and you wouldn’t have to do it next year.
lol………..*runs*
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I find your freshly-sculpted bush to be quite crisp and satisfying. Thank you for sharing it.
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Being an honest blogger, I feel it was my duty.
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Nice job.
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Thanks. I have a lot of practice under my belt…. so to speak.
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Can’t leave them bushes untidy!
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Not for long, no.
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