They’re everywhere.
Call me crazy, but I doubt this chicka is beating the men off with a stick.
Do I need to feel like Judy Jetson when I dispose of that slightly blue, mold covered cucumber that got pushed to the back of the crisper drawer?
No.
I do not.
Again with the space age crap. If I don’t know what year it is when I wake up?
I need to stop drinking, not buy a new clock.
Oh, yeah. These are sexy.
Perhaps she can double date with that hot Trekkie at the top.
Zero gravity?
I’m pretty sure if I ever find myself there, writing a grocery list or a thank you note won’t be my top priority.
And while I don’t need a dehydration light to flash in my water bottle…. this product might have adult beverage applications.
“Drink! You’re starting to sober up!”
Okay.
I’d buy that.
River's world..... 
I think the pen, glasses, and badge should be sold together as a SuperGeek pack. The husband has that pen (loves it), would love the badge, but could probably skip the glasses.
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There you go. Geek marketing….
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I think you’ve massively overestimated most men by suggesting that any of those women would have a problem meeting us. We’re pretty simple creatures and the badge and the sunglasses are exactly the kind of novelty crap that you’ll find in many a ‘man-cave’. Sadly I had to give up my man-cave when my daughter was born because, selfishly, she needed a bedroom. But it’s all in storage waiting for the day I move to a bigger house (or she goes to college, whichever comes first…)
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You have those glasses don’t you?
Sigh….
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No, it’s ok, you can still get them for me if you like.
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The chick with the glasses…the one on the right? Where do they eyes go first? Her glasses? Or her boobs? THAT is the question.
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The poor woman couldn’t afford a full zipper. Have some compassion….
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hahaha!
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Wear those glasses while working on your little barn. You’ll look like an alien setting up a settlement here.
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And the barn would probably look better.
You talked me into it!
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The bottle cap for adult applications is a must.
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It does have practical applications…
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I need a clock that will wake me when 2020 is over.
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Now that would be a clock worth having.
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All this crap can be invented in a matter of minutes/days, but no COVID vaccine yet? I think something is seriously wrong 🙄🤔
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Maybe they need to use the space age pen.
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You old people just don’t like new things!! :O)
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Yes. That must be it..
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When I start to sober up, my wife shoves a mirror in from of my face and says, “Guess who?” If I ever catch that guy in the house when I’m completely sober, I’ll ask him what my wife sees in such a disgusting drunk as him?
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I want all of these products for my birthday, please.
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For not picking Neil Young? I won’t reward you for that.
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Zero gravity? I’m pretty sure if I ever find myself there, writing a grocery list or a thank you note won’t be my top priority. <– they tried this damn thing in space. Spent BOOKOO money on it and it did not work. They took a pencil. IT WORKED!!!!
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Typical.
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