Stupid products.

 

They’re everywhere.

 

 

 

Call me crazy, but I doubt this chicka is beating the men off with a stick.

 

Do I need to feel like Judy Jetson when I dispose of that slightly blue, mold covered cucumber that got pushed to the back of the crisper drawer?

No.

I do not.

 

 

Again with the space age crap. If I don’t know what year it is when I wake up?

I need to stop drinking, not buy a new clock.

 

 

Oh, yeah. These are sexy.

Perhaps she can double date with that hot Trekkie at the top.

 

 

Zero gravity?

I’m pretty sure if I ever find myself there, writing a grocery list or a thank you note won’t be my top priority.

 

 

And while I don’t need a dehydration light to flash in my water bottle…. this product might have adult beverage applications.

“Drink! You’re starting to sober up!”

Okay.

I’d buy that.

23 thoughts on “Stupid products.”

  1. I think you’ve massively overestimated most men by suggesting that any of those women would have a problem meeting us. We’re pretty simple creatures and the badge and the sunglasses are exactly the kind of novelty crap that you’ll find in many a ‘man-cave’. Sadly I had to give up my man-cave when my daughter was born because, selfishly, she needed a bedroom. But it’s all in storage waiting for the day I move to a bigger house (or she goes to college, whichever comes first…)

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  2. When I start to sober up, my wife shoves a mirror in from of my face and says, “Guess who?” If I ever catch that guy in the house when I’m completely sober, I’ll ask him what my wife sees in such a disgusting drunk as him?

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  3. Zero gravity? I’m pretty sure if I ever find myself there, writing a grocery list or a thank you note won’t be my top priority. <– they tried this damn thing in space. Spent BOOKOO money on it and it did not work. They took a pencil. IT WORKED!!!!

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