We all get it, but lately?
Mine has taken a turn for the worse.
Like this one:
Spam
This post makes me remember a bad joke: Save your breath… you’ll need it to blow up your date.. we are making a flick about this. book for free here! -> https://surprise-me-playlists.herokuapp.com/
A movie about blow up dates?
Makes me glad all the theaters are closed.
Spam
This post makes me remember a bad joke: What do you give the blonde that has everything? penicillin.. we are making a tv series about this. book for free here! -> https://surprise-me-playlists.herokuapp.com/
Ditto the tv series about the slutty blonde.
Aren’t there enough of those already?
Spam
I am final, I am sorry, there is an offer to go the other way.
No apologies necessary.
Take the offer.
Haroldsealf
Spam
Adult sex dating: http://fhzuk.andenfilm.xyz/e63
Adult african american dating online: http://eyerdwg.deluxxeuniverse.com/2e31e4
Sex dating site, sex on a first date, sex immediately: http://paz.thegreasealliance.com/70cca484
Honestly, where does this stuff come from? And why does a post about the baby barn attract it? A dark web group that gets off on crooked walls and uneven doors sounds extremely pathetic.
Zuluandzephyr
Spam
Statutory rape is the unlawful sexual penetration of a victim by the defendant or the defendant by the victim when:
The X Story Player offers one of the most realistic, fully immersive adult virtual sex games on the market.
So, you’re not into casual sex? Fine, I’ll put on a tux and we can call it formal sex.
Yes, I can see how a tuxedo would make all the difference.
Jacketqco
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Spam
How a long way a Gemini chick attained a Gemini females, do you have?
Need to know the thin on why is your partner’s beat?
Wanting my tongue in oral cavity horoscope.
I don’t even know how to respond to this one.
But now I’m wondering if there’s a scope named after whores.
River's world..... 
Your spam is better than mine…
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Clearly your definition of better is different than mine.
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Your spam is entertaining. I keep getting the one that is about 5 pages long about the cashless society is the end of the world and the number 666 is out there everywhere. I keep blocking them and they keep finding a way through.
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I get that as well… but I didn’t know you could block them.
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I set up a blind spam folder, any potential spam goes to it automatically, and then I set for it to clear at the end of each day. Might have missed a couple of things, but I do not care. It does, however, sound like your spam is more interesting. Spams that involves “blow” and “transgender” back to back is, well, funny as all hell.
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While it’s annoying, WP does a great job of catching and filing it away for me to deal with later. But I have to admit I get a kick out of some of them…. I mean really, where does this crap come from!
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And who actually answers it?
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No one. But maybe I should….. it could be great blog fodder!
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I mostly get fb spam these days. Either that, or there is a lot of women with muy cleavage’ waiting to become especially good friends with geezers …it must be the cowboy hat …
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Speaking as a woman with muy cleavage who is married to a geezer? You’re one hot number.
😉
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Oh geez, I thank goodness that I don’t get very much spam. Your just so very popular with the baby barn and animal tales River.
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Being popular with those kind of spammers is a gift I could do without.
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I was really hoping this post involved meat in a can. Alas, no…
I think you should answer one. I used to have a lot of fun playing with telemarketers whenever they’d call (which was a near-daily occurrence). Sadly, that all ended when we moved and I changed my number.
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I probably should. Although the sex themed ones give me the creeps….
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Most of my telemarketer pranks involved sex, lol. Mainly because they were always trying to sell me Viagra! I once asked them if I could order it by the truckload because I was gettin’ very lucky in the old folks home. Then, when they asked for my credit card #, I said, 7. Fun times!
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Ha!
I could always give my sex spammers your blog address, you know… if you’re feeling nostalgic.
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I’m not feeling that nostalgic, but thank you for the offer.
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It’s been a while since I checked mine, and there weren’t any jokes in there. I guess the spammers have gotten an intentional sense of humor now…
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Have to empty mine every week. Clearly I’m very popular with that set.
🤨
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First time I checked mine I had 33 spams, all saying the exact same thing but from different “people.”
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I get that too.
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