Spam… glorious spam!

 

We all get it, but lately?

Mine has taken a turn for the worse.

 

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Like this one:

2 days ago

Spam

Bird brains.

This post makes me remember a bad joke: Save your breath… you’ll need it to blow up your date.. we are making a flick about this. book for free here! -> https://surprise-me-playlists.herokuapp.com/

 

A movie about blow up dates?

Makes me glad all the theaters are closed.

 

a day ago

Spam

Gender reassignment.

This post makes me remember a bad joke: What do you give the blonde that has everything? penicillin.. we are making a tv series about this. book for free here! -> https://surprise-me-playlists.herokuapp.com/

 

Ditto the tv series about the slutty blonde.

Aren’t there enough of those already?

 

13 hours ago·

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Spam

Important update..

I am final, I am sorry, there is an offer to go the other way.

 

No apologies necessary.

Take the offer.

 

Haroldsealf

a day ago

Spam

Behold the majesty.

Adult sex dating: http://fhzuk.andenfilm.xyz/e63
Adult african american dating online: http://eyerdwg.deluxxeuniverse.com/2e31e4
Sex dating site, sex on a first date, sex immediately: http://paz.thegreasealliance.com/70cca484

Honestly, where does this stuff come from? And why does a post about the baby barn attract it?  A dark web group that gets off on crooked walls and uneven doors sounds extremely pathetic.

 

Zuluandzephyr

2 days ago

Spam

Pandemic humor.

Statutory rape is the unlawful sexual penetration of a victim by the defendant or the defendant by the victim when:
The X Story Player offers one of the most realistic, fully immersive adult virtual sex games on the market.
So, you’re not into casual sex? Fine, I’ll put on a tux and we can call it formal sex.

Yes, I can see how a tuxedo would make all the difference.

 

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Jacketqco

a day ago·

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 Spam

Say it isn’t so Apple….

How a long way a Gemini chick attained a Gemini females, do you have?

Need to know the thin on why is your partner’s beat?

Wanting my tongue in oral cavity horoscope.

 

I don’t even know how to respond to this one.

But now I’m wondering if there’s a scope named after whores.

21 thoughts on “Spam… glorious spam!”

  1. Your spam is entertaining. I keep getting the one that is about 5 pages long about the cashless society is the end of the world and the number 666 is out there everywhere. I keep blocking them and they keep finding a way through.

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  2. I set up a blind spam folder, any potential spam goes to it automatically, and then I set for it to clear at the end of each day. Might have missed a couple of things, but I do not care. It does, however, sound like your spam is more interesting. Spams that involves “blow” and “transgender” back to back is, well, funny as all hell.

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    1. While it’s annoying, WP does a great job of catching and filing it away for me to deal with later. But I have to admit I get a kick out of some of them…. I mean really, where does this crap come from!

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  3. I was really hoping this post involved meat in a can. Alas, no…

    I think you should answer one. I used to have a lot of fun playing with telemarketers whenever they’d call (which was a near-daily occurrence). Sadly, that all ended when we moved and I changed my number.

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      1. Most of my telemarketer pranks involved sex, lol. Mainly because they were always trying to sell me Viagra! I once asked them if I could order it by the truckload because I was gettin’ very lucky in the old folks home. Then, when they asked for my credit card #, I said, 7. Fun times!

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