Because laughter is literally the only medicine.
I haven’t walked into a bar in 142 days.
Let that sink in…. and tell me pigs aren’t flying somewhere.
Correct signage has never been more important.
I’m beginning to notice a trend.
He’s right.
We probably are.
Finally, a way to make men wear masks!
Thank you Katie.
And if all that was too depressing, let me leave you with this…..
You’re welcome.
Humor may be the only thing we have left.
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Free, plentiful and easily accessible!
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A man walks into a clinic and says, “I spent the weekend partying without a mask. I think I’ll need to get tested”
The nurse takes a swab and jams it so far up the man’s sinuses that he sees stars. It takes the man a moment to recover, then he asks,
“That was REALLY painful. How accurate is this test?”
“About fifty/fifty”
“So, why did I go through all that discomfort?”
“The test is to keep you from spending the weekend partying without a mask again”
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Ha! Whatever works…
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Made me spit coffee. 😂
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Mission accomplished.
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I knew you were going to stay that. 😛
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Men wearing masks makes their dingleberry look bigger??
*SPEWS COFFEE on screen*
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Shh. Don’t laugh…. it might be true.
😈
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aaaaaaaaaaaaahahahah! thud
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I would laugh, but I got this mask thingy on my face that makes laughing a moot point.
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I know, I smile at people all the time and they never realize it.
😉
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I’m sure if people had to get COVID testing up the behind, they’d happily wear masks, just saying….
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You’re right. A definite incentive!
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Those chicks! Still giggling. (And what a clever use for those extra baking-cup liners that are always rolling around in a drawer somewhere…)
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I’m all about the repurposing.
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Are YOUR bars even open?????
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A lot of them are. Our infection rate is very low here thankfully. Our local pub is 5 miles away… and calling my name!
😳
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Cats know best. This does not bode well for us.
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A squirrel walks into a pub and asks the bartender, “Can you tell me how to get to Rivergirl’s place?”
“Why do you want to know?”
“Actually, I already know. I’m just doing a favor for mistermuse because he was stuck for a comment.”
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Well stop it. I don’t need all your squirrel readers asking for directions to my house.
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I prefer to think that my readers are wise owls for following my blog, though there may be a few who don’t give a hoot. To those few, I say, You’re barking up the wrong tree if you think Rivergirl is nuts about you, so unless you’re a chuck, you’re out of luck.
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Well said!
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