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Because we could all do with a little more wine right about now.
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Testing.
It’s so important.
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To be honest, I currently have 18 rolls of toilet paper in my closet.
My ancestors might have used the Sears catalog in the outhouse but I don’t want to. Especially since it’s online these days.
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A mask no one will refuse to wear!
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It’s all about safety.
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I miss hopping from winery to winery for tastings, but this could work.
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Yes, it’s true.
The Maine state government has finally gotten around to taxing your dog’s balls.
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Beware “fully equipped” friends.
You could be next.
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I had to do a double take on this one. Although holiday poop gift ideas wouldn’t be an odd addition to my news feed at this point… that’s actually actually a shrimp poop removing tool.
And who doesn’t want to find one of those in their stocking Christmas morning?
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2020 is my husband.
While I carry a washable cloth mask in my purse, he uses those blue paper things and I find them hanging everywhere. Rear view mirror, stick shift, hat rack, door knobs etc.
Sanitary it’s not.
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Because I wonder if we’ll ever go back to “normal”.
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A tasty alphabet to be sure.
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I’m all for that.
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I’ve never seen that ridiculous show, but I did get a kick out of this.
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No doubt! Have patience with your servers… they’re over worked, under staffed and have to deal with the public on a daily basis. For that they deserve hazard pay.
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🤣🤣🤣
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You know the drill.
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Sadly, we’re probably not far from this happening in real life.
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Better than burning alive in my opinion.
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I definitely need one of those.
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And yet, we’re still dying by the thousands needlessly.
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And if it’s good enough for Micheal Meyers….
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Because we’re still here.
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Sadly, I don’t have to imagine that.
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If only that were true.
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Vaccines. We never had a problem with them before….
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Unfortunately, he may be right.
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Technically not Covid humor…. but if the shoe fits.
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Because I’m still trying to laugh.
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Funny, but true.
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For those of you who need pictorial directions.
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Brilliant idea. Wish they would do that.
And I know it’s too early for Christmas…. ( Yes people, it’s too damned early! Shove that elf back in the closet. Or better yet, burn it. I hate that little bastard. ) but I may need to buy this ornament.
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The crisis is slowly winding down and Covid humor is harder to find, but here are the latest.
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Sometimes it really is better to bee safe than sorry. ( Feel free to groan. I couldn’t help myself. )
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No doubt!
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You can’t argue with that logic.
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While technically these aren’t virus related jokes, if you’ve done any home improvements in the past year you know the price of lumber and supplies has skyrocketed.
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We were in Lowes the other day ordering shingles for our long overdo roof repair, and trust me… this isn’t far off the mark.
And finally…
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Ouch!
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Because we all need a laugh now and then.
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Wow. I might need to buy a new air conditioner.
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Don’t judge. It’s been a very long year..
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There’s a mental image for you!
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We do indeed.
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Rest assured, I will never be doing that.
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Technically that last one isn’t a pandemic meme. But if you’ve shopped for building materials lately… you know its pandemic related. Plywood has gone up about a million percent since last March. It’s insane!
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My Facebook page is currently flooded with cat related products. I’m not complaining, it certainly beats the ball wash and butt deodorant I used to see. And hey… if I enjoy doing beer flights?
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I’m sure Lord Dudley Mountcatten would not be averse to a flight of kitty chronic.
This next product looked promising for me winning the cat box war.
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Though ridiculously large, it’s self contained and would stop our furry menace from flinging litter.
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Hmm. Guess that’s a no.
And I hate to admit it but yes, I broke down and ordered something silly.
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A personalized mask of me and Dudley. Granted I haven’t worn a cropped, midriff baring blouse in 20 (okay, 25. Geesh!) years…. but the hair color and wide hips are pretty close.
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Still here. Still laughing… even when it’s not so funny anymore.
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Seriously, you’ve had a year to figure it out. WTH?
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Call me crazy, but I still think that’s a good thing.
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Yes, hang on to your Charmin…. toilet paper shortages could be just around the corner again.
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I think I still have 45 rolls from the first Oh no, I’ll never be able to wipe my butt again! apocalypse…. so I’m good. The rest of you? Good luck.
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It looks like home schooling is winding down now with kids going back to the classroom…. but something tells me mommy’s sippy cup might still have a bit of the grape left in it.
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True that.
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