Still stealing deer food.
And when it’s too big to finish in one sitting?
They’re still planting.
And I’m still cleaning up scattered dirt.
And squirrel poo.
Help me out with this…
Aren’t teenagers supposed to grow up and move out?
Still stealing deer food.
And when it’s too big to finish in one sitting?
They’re still planting.
And I’m still cleaning up scattered dirt.
And squirrel poo.
Help me out with this…
Aren’t teenagers supposed to grow up and move out?
River's world..... 
Well, not if they’re part of the….RED SQUIRREL MAFIA they don’t. Big Momma Squirrel, as she’s known on her blog says she keeps her family close to do her bidding, so I’d be careful if I were you.
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If I see one carrying a guitar case, I’m outta here.
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Sometimes they need a little incentive.
A 12 gauge should do nicely.
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Maybe #10 shot?
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.357 ?
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Again, no.
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That would erase the squirrel…#10 shot sends them away rethinking their living arrangements.
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I personally prefer a lever action 22……No thinking required.
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Now, now.
That’s never the answer around here…
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As much as I complain…. nope.
Can’t do it.
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I wonder what is in the safe? Hmm…can you shoot? Or is the question kind of funny….I don’t know.
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There’s absolutely nothing in the safes. I know because the doors used to be open..
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Well, that is interesting that you know. I have to keep my eyes open more.
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When he got them, he was told not to close them due to the lack of a combination.
You can see how well that worked out..
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I always heard the squirrels are territorial and push their young to go establish new nests. It doesn’t seem to work around here.
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These are millennial squirrels. As long as the free food, and a free place to doo-dee is provided, they will stick around forever, sometimes into their 50’s in mom’s basement.
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HaHa
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If that’s the case, mom better find another basement.
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That is the normal progression. Leave it to me to have dysfunctional rodents.
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Don’t you remember YOU kicked them out of your house~??~?
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I did! But the little bastards never really left..
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Awwww. Come on! The little tucker is so cute! At least let him stay until he’s 40. That’s the age kids leave home these days!
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With my luck there will be 29 generations of the horrid brood….
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Where are they going to move to where they’ll get fed like this?
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They’re pilfering deer, woodchuck, fox and skunk food. Why aren’t those lazy sods taking care of this mess!
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