Because laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
You knew it had to happen.
Pumpkin spice is everywhere….
Yay!
Though I’m ashamed to admit I’m old enough to remember those.
All things considered?
Not bad Jen.
At this point, falling through a giant hole in the ground would be preferable to grocery shopping.
She really is.
Momma needs a cocktail. Don’t judge.
Single guys?
Please let me know how these work.
I hope so…
But it’s not looking good.
River's world..... 
For Jennifer Aniston, looks pretty bad. For Iggy Pop, looks pretty good.
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True.
Iggy does not weather well..
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If he did weather, it would be “a ninety percent chance of wrinkles, with periods of shirtlessness”
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I’ve got the perfect gift for you!! Brilliant!! I’ll sell a million!! How about a mask made out of kale?!?!? How many do you want to start with? 1,000 be enough???
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That’s not funny.
Seriously, some Etsy entrepreneur is probably going to read this and encourage farmers to plant more of that noxious weed.
😡
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I’m from the south. Can I be your Prince Cottonelle instead of your Prince Charmin?
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I don’t see why not.
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Sure, these last four months of 2020 could be a party a la mullet, but I’m thinking this year is more like a buzzcut in which all our happiness has been cut off.
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And all we’re left with is a bleeding scalp.
Yes.
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I thought for sure 2020 would screw around with the pumpkin spice… 🙄
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Sadly, it seems to be the only thing 2020 hasn’t ruined.
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I’m so glad I don’t have school aged children that I have to home school. Although, my three adult boys still laugh at fart sounds so…….yeah.
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I feel for parents. And teachers. And students. Everyone has been disrupted..
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Cueing up “Lust for Life” on Spotify now!
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Omg, that drinking teacher one had me in fits!
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Funny… because we know it’s true.
😉
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