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I don’t know about you, but I never have anything pop up in the ‘search terms’ box of my stats page…. until now.
I was excited! What was someone looking for when they arrived at my page… Chickens? Rocks? Rodent rebellions? It could be anything.
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New live pears?
What the…
What?
This required a Google search of my own.
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The Grisly Pear and… zombies.
No, that can’t be right.
Let’s try again.
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Okay, a giant lau lau is strange enough…
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But a waterproof bullet vibrator?
What the utter F!
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River's world..... 
*grabs ears to keep head from spinning*
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My work here is done.
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You have strange followers!!!! (So glad I am not one of them—-wait!!!)
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You’re one of my oldest… I meant longest…. wait. What?
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I can’t even…
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My life seems to be a series of those…
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I understand exactly nothing on this post. 😛
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Which is just what I was going for.
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