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And the ridiculous things they post on their Facebook page.
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Must float didn’t seem too much to ask… which is why some smart ass posted this photo:
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I love smart asses.
In other news, coyotes.
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We hear them all the time. It’s quite eerie…
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Free roosters are the one and only free item I can’t talk my husband into.
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Hoe downing squirrels are nothing to take lightly, trust me on this.
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Chicken theft.
The world really has gone crazy.
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River's world..... 
I think Brer Fox stole them chickens…
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Who would steal chickens? Especially when there are free roosters down the road.
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No one wants roosters. But steal yourself a few chickens and you’re talking omelettes.
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That makes sense.
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I hope you responded to the post about the squirrels. You guys are definitely experts in that area.
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I did. But clearly I’m losing that war..
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You live in a lawless town River, a lawless town I say….lol.
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Well, yeah. Why do you think the red squirrels moved here…?
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Well if the Squirrel mafia are running things, maybe Mr. No Neck Hawk is already working for Momma Squirrel and was casing your house the other day you spotted him. 🤔
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I wouldn’t be surprised.
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You couldn’t talk husband into free roosters? You probably didn’t mention that they’re rust-colored.
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But unless they’re made of metal and weigh 400 lbs he’s not interested.
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OH PUHLEEZE!!! You have to move to Florida for ridiculous things–can Maine beat a man having sex with a pit bull??? See #8
https://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/the-101-most-insane-things-that-have-ever-happened-in-florid
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No. Thank. You!!!
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You’ve had some success with squirrels, hope you offered advice!
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I’ve had no success! None whatsoever.
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If variety is the spice of life, your town has too much salt.
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Ha! Could be, though I only post the interesting salty nuggets…
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Well of course the squirrels are having a Hoe Down if he added flashing lights. That sort of adds to the party!
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Squirrels. They never need an excuse to party…
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