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I clicked on the video.
But in my defense…. how could I not? It had a talking ass that wasn’t a politician. That’s a rare thing these days.
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I knew it would be bad, I knew! But I clicked on it anyway… and boy, I wasn’t wrong.
There were directions.
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And the aforementioned chatty butt holes.
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(Who dreams up these things?)
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They were quite explicit about where the offending odors originate.
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But by the time I reached this part of the video?
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I had to turn it off. With the knowledge that I’ve doomed myself to a slew of bizarre Facebook ads for months to come.
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River's world..... 
Those were definitely images I’d like to unsee.
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Yes. We all wish that….
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So, how’s Dudley doing???
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Nice try.
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STOP CLICKING ON THAT STUFF!!!
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I can’t help it!
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I’m sure there is a 12 step program SOMEWHERE!!
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I’m with Boo….stop clicking on those links! You are severely damaging your readers here. I mean, more than they are already damaged I mean lmao.
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I can’t help myself. A talking ass must be obeyed.
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I think they make these products just for you!!!!
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And by extension… all my readers. Yes!
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Put the mouse down. Back away from the computer. I am not sure what universe you almost stepped into. I am sure it is not a good one. There are no Cheshire Cats hanging around there. And even if you manage to get back it will take years to recover.
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If only they would stop making blog worthy ad copy. I agree it’s a horrible muse, but still…
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There are safer realities to step into. I would rather go anywhere than into the mines of Moria…
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You mean that talking butt could be a Balrog?
*gulp*
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Now that part had not occurred to me. Yes. Your sword will do you no good. Run you fools !
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Polite bacteria: More tea?
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There’s nothing worse than rude microorganisms…
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This ad has actually shown up on my Facebook feed and I’m blaming you for it. 😤
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🤣🤣🤣
Most excellent! Always happy to share the joy.
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Rubbish they’re now polite – they’d be hangry.
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I don’t know, not having used the product. But really, would a talking ass lie?
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🤭🤣😂🤣 I have to admit, I was actually tempted to watch the video…
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Of course you were! But to be clear, that was only a picture of the video. You’d have to search YouTube to view it and then you’d be flooded with talking butt ads like me. Beware!
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Lmao! Thanks 4 the warning!
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I LOL’d and LOL’d and LOL’d s’more 😀
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Then my work here is done.
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