I knew I shouldn’t have, but I did it anyway.

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I clicked on the video.

But in my defense…. how could I not? It had a talking ass that wasn’t a politician. That’s a rare thing these days.

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I knew it would be bad, I knew! But I clicked on it anyway… and boy, I wasn’t wrong.

There were directions.

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And the aforementioned chatty butt holes.

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(Who dreams up these things?)

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They were quite explicit about where the offending odors originate.

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But by the time I reached this part of the video?

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I had to turn it off. With the knowledge that I’ve doomed myself to a slew of bizarre Facebook ads for months to come.

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27 thoughts on “I knew I shouldn’t have, but I did it anyway.”

  1. Put the mouse down. Back away from the computer. I am not sure what universe you almost stepped into. I am sure it is not a good one. There are no Cheshire Cats hanging around there. And even if you manage to get back it will take years to recover.

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    1. Of course you were! But to be clear, that was only a picture of the video. You’d have to search YouTube to view it and then you’d be flooded with talking butt ads like me. Beware!
      😉

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