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I clicked on the video.
But in my defense…. how could I not? It had a talking ass that wasn’t a politician. That’s a rare thing these days.
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I knew it would be bad, I knew! But I clicked on it anyway… and boy, I wasn’t wrong.
There were directions.
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And the aforementioned chatty butt holes.
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(Who dreams up these things?)
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They were quite explicit about where the offending odors originate.
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But by the time I reached this part of the video?
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I had to turn it off. With the knowledge that I’ve doomed myself to a slew of bizarre Facebook ads for months to come.
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