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It took me decades, but I’ve finally found an appropriate use for tofu.
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And yes, this is actually a thing. Your cat can now do what you’ve always wanted to when presented with curdled soybeans. Look how proud this cat is to piss on it!
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Of course this feline doesn’t look very pleased.
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But personally, if I could poop on the revolting stuff? I’d be a very happy camper.
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I don’t think we can be friends anymore. Have you tried fried tofu puffs? I swear it’ll change your mind. Then we can be friends again.
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All I can say is, it was nice knowing you…
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First of all, when do you sleep?!
Second, I’m confident you missed my blog on pooping or you would know the ideal litter is quite possibly joggers.
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I hate tofu… but that’s just WRONG.
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I think it’s the only sane thing to do with it..
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It’s a sad day when a human being makes a cat use something like this. Why be so cruel to your feline friend? Ick!
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Admit it… You’re just jealous because you don’t get to poop on it.
😉
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Saw right through me
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It wasn’t hard.
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Mr. Fat Ass won’t use anything but Fine Feline from Aldi’s.
Finicky cat.
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They like what they like, no doubt about it.
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So much drinking to forget. Well at least one good thing came from this.
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Let’s make tofu taste even more organic!
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Bleurgh.
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Charlie would have to agree with you, not even poop can show his distain for tofu.
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I have always had my suspicions about tofu. This confirms it, though I have to admit kitty litter was a surprise. I thought it sprang from chainsaw lube …
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Either way, it’s disgusting.
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List of things not to bring to a Rivergirl potluck:
1. Kale
2. Tofu
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5.
(You’ll have to help me out with the rest.)
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Quinoa.
Pizza with crust made from cauliflower.
Vegan bacon.
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Thanks! I agree with all of those except quinoa. That’s both fun to say AND eat!
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I forgot edamame and cilantro….
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Let me know how the little lord likes it!
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Oh, I didn’t buy the abomination. Just saw an ad…
😉
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This product confuses me. It’s rather like ethanol, which we subsidize for a ‘green’ economy. It would seem to be a zero-sum game. Huh.
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