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It took me decades, but I’ve finally found an appropriate use for tofu.
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And yes, this is actually a thing. Your cat can now do what you’ve always wanted to when presented with curdled soybeans. Look how proud this cat is to piss on it!
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Of course this feline doesn’t look very pleased.
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But personally, if I could poop on the revolting stuff? I’d be a very happy camper.
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The question – How do you get your new adopted kitty to relax?
The answer – Weed. Or as close to chronic as our 4 legged furry friends can get.
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Five days in – the recent addition to the family had been slowly acclimating to our house and routines… but he was still running under the bed or behind the couch every time we made noise.
Enter the catnip pouch.
I should have thought of this sooner… because now?
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We have one very chill feline.
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For those friends who like to play in the dirt?
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Pencils. They’re not just for chewing anymore…
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I thought this next one was cute.
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But realized I might be attacked by that hungry red squirrel bitch and had to pass.
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Yoga dice?
How am I supposed to play craps if a winning roll is downward facing dog.
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I see the appeal here.
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We’re building a barn bar and the husband has been known to tick me off.
Hmmm..
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Because an internal kind message will take the sting out of an F Bomb gift.
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And finally there’s jewelry.
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Because no woman can resist a man who gives her turd themed bling.
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Disclaimer: I am not an egg fan. I cook with them but have never found them the least bit appetizing…. so my take on these products might be slightly skewed.
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Mr. Sneezy?
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No thank you.
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While this one doesn’t gross me out per se…
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They’re something about dropping a group of penguins in boiling water I just can’t get behind.
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Do we need to mold eggs?
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We most certainly do not.
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Admit it, you need to laugh as much as I do.
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Yeah, I hate when that happens.
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I’ve never had the pleasure, but from the tone of the reviews…. I’m going to pass.
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Karen.
That bitch is trying my patience.
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Am I the only one who’s slightly freaked out by this…?
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Stop bogarting the Oreos fat boy. Christmas is about sharing….
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2020.
It’s the only explanation.
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