It took me decades, but I’ve finally found an appropriate use for tofu.
And yes, this is actually a thing. Your cat can now do what you’ve always wanted to when presented with curdled soybeans. Look how proud this cat is to piss on it!
Of course this feline doesn’t look very pleased.
But personally, if I could poop on the revolting stuff? I’d be a very happy camper.
Not a fan.
So I wasn’t surprised to hear that their new meatless burger…
Tasted the same as their original beef burger.
Hell, as far as I’m concerned the original doesn’t taste like meat either.
But here’s the thing…
If you’re eating a burger?
Please, for the love of all that’s holy….
Eat a burger!
A burger means beef, bison… or if you have to be difficult, turkey.
A soybean root cheeseburger?
You might as well be eating kale.