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This month someone is seeking a new home for their goats.
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Nothing wrong with that… but the reason?
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Now that’s a bit disturbing. If you have to re-home your goats because of rats? You might want to re-examine your current living conditions as well as your livestock’s.
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Do you have a guy? We have a guy. I can’t tell you the name of our guy because then he would be your guy and wouldn’t have time to be ours.
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Aww. I haven’t seen the lost pig, but if these people are really the owners…. shouldn’t they know the pig’s gender by now?
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Okay, so not everyone is polite in our town.
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Bunny! In all the years we’ve lived here we’ve never had a visiting bunny. And from the text of the announcement, it’s now abundantly clear why. We simply don’t have the right kind of weed.
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Right kind of weed… 😂
Watch out for the bunny multiplication. 😎
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We’ve been waiting for a bunny here for 19 years… it’s not looking good.
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lol
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I have a guy who can get rid of a body. I have him on speed dial. I accidentally called him the other day, didn’t want to admit I’d made a mistake so I stole a cadaver from the morgue just so he’d have a reason to come out.
He also power-washes driveways…
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Which is necessary when dragging a dead body across it. A win win.
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Goats with rat issues, the “Guy” who shall remain nameless, a lost Potbelly and a bunny rabbit whom seems to like pot. I have to say your town by far, is the most interesting, lol.
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We’re small, but we pack in a lot of crazy.
👍
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If you have to re-home your goats because of rats… oh dear. That is just a bit too much for me to contemplate.
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I know… the poor things will be better off somewhere else.
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All that is nothing compared to MY town!!
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Your town’s kind of unvaccinated crazy I don’t need.
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I don’t live in a town — I live in a township. I got seasick when I first moved here, but now everything’s shipshape (except the salt air is hard on the old goat I’m married to).
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There are a lot of livestock in my town. We’re going to need a bigger boat…
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So you could have bunnies if you really wanted them 😉
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Well…..
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There are zillions of bunnies in and near our yard. One was on our front porch this afternoon. If you pay for shipping, I can get them to you by the end of the week.
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Done!
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They don’t need to rehome the goats . . . they need to dispatch the rats!
Maybe Lord Dudley would like to apply for the position of rat dispatcher?
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He probably would, but his mother would rather he didn’t.
😳
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I read the bunny post three times and can’t decipher it worth a lick.
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Clearly the author partakes of the happy weed as well….
😉
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