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Because I never run out of drivel.
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I’m going to go out on a limb here and guess most of those voters were male.
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I followed this truck the other day and it made me smile. The Russians are coming? As long as they bring vodka and pelmeni I’m probably alright with that.
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O. M. G.
I may never go in my closet after dark again….
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I bought quack snacks for our visiting pair of mallards. I bought two bags because I’m a generous duck loving person.
Did the ducks appreciate my effort and generosity? They most certainly did not. And refused to eat one single lousy bite.
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Ungrateful little bastards.
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I might actually enjoy the quack snacks myself – until I notice the crab meal. That’s not a good combination
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I hope someone eats it. Although it won’t be me…
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Perhaps they are Russian ducks. You should have doused the Quack Snacks in vodka…
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Just to be fair to the ducks, those snacks look like they came from a Dollar Tree store. Even ducks know you don’t eat Dollar Tree food.
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Hey now, I don’t cheap out on our critters . These came from our local feed store and were $10 a bag.
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I guess sometimes you just have to go with the ole Wonder bread.
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No! Never white bread…. it has no nutritional value.
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That should be the tagline to my blog.
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Of course they didn’t want any Quack feed, they like what you put out for the deer, all those apples and grain and stuff.
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But… but… the name alone is appealing.
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Well then, your ducks are very discriminating about what they choose to eat….lol.
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I would have eaten the quack snack!!! (What do ducks know?!?!?)
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The vodka looks interesting (understatement!) but I’m holding out for Risque Whiskey.
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Stay tuned. If it’s out there, I’ll find it.
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I save beautiful and interesting liquor bottles, the husband drills a hole in them, I fill them with lights, and I sell them at an annual craft sale (along with a few other things I make). We’re laughing at the idea of making a Vavoom bottle into a bottle light. Maybe as a gag housewarming gift? I’m already thinking of people I’d like to give this to . . .
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Gag my ass. I’d take one and proudly display it.
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I’ll keep that in mind.
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I just looked up crab meal to see what it was exactly. All the entries were about using it for fertilizer. There’s your problem.
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The shoe memes! But…who owns pink tennis shoes? They deserve the nightmares.
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I can’t disagree.
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I’m guessing the bottle will get the vodka off the shelves because the vodka itself is crap, but anyone drinking it would be too distracted to notice. I sometimes throw dry dog food over the lawn so they get some moisture in them and the birds still forage. If the ducks don’t want it, someone else may. Let’s face it – the ingredients sound nice in isolation, but together – naaah. The shoes are a crack-up. Maybe literally. It’s interesting way the brain works – we know something is a thing, but the brain can twist it into something else. Always love your drivelries.
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I live to drivel. Glad someone enjoys it.
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