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I don’t need this…
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But I won’t judge you if it’s something you want to try.
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Who am I kidding? That sounds disgusting. And don’t even think about wiping your hands on my guest towels after you apply it.
I will hurt you.
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Good grief. Along with all the other parts of my body that are sagging…. now I have to worry about droopy gums?
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Does lip temperature change?
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Mood lipstick of the 90’s? Hell… I’m old enough to remember mood rings from the 70’s.
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River's world..... 
Okay I think I’d rather see ads about Cat butt pillows and potholders. Snail slime? No thank you.
Ha! I think my dad wore something like that!
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The really sad thing? I’m never going to run out of these….
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Snail slime is supposed to be great but, yeah, I’ll pass. I mean, who figured that out??
I recall both mood rings and mood lipstick.
First I’ve heard of gum tightening!
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Exactly. Who looked at a snail’s trail and said, “I gotta have me some of that”.
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“… I think I’ll schmere it on my face, leave it awhile, and see what happens!”
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I don’t remember clothes like that in 1974. That must have been the year I spent in a nudist colony observing the sunbathing habits of the natives.
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And the less said about that, the better.
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I’d rather wear that guy’s outfit than touch any part of a snail. 🤮
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I guess even horrible things have degrees….
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Just like the snail this facial thing is sure to be slow catching on…
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We can only hope.
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I suppose sticking your head up your bum is an alternative to masking. A bit dramatic though.
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Face it, everything starts sagging at a certain age. Everyone just needs to get hemorrhoid cream and slather it everywhere. It will perk you right up…at least that’s what I’ve read. 🙂
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I shall look into this. Thank you.
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Why pay for snail slime when you can go out in the yard and chuck a couple of slugs on your face? Ha! What a crack up! You’ve outdone yourself finding that ad… 10 points to you.
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Slug slime farming could be a profitable home business. Who knew?
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Good Lord who is that man wearing curtains and a table cloth??????
EYE BLEACH PLEASE!!
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I grew up in Jersey in the 70’s. I knew lots of these guys…
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I don’t need any of these products, but I wholeheartedly thank you for sharing them!
Also, I think that man is wearing my grandmother’s chair and curtains…
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It was the 70’s. Anything is possible…
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